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This was pointed out to me somewhere recently but short haired or wet bears walking on 2 legs does seem like an unbelievably plausible explanation for Sasquatches
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Was trying to find a high quality image of this absolutely braindead chart so I could look at it properly and every site site that had it was also selling it...and if that isn't the holistic movement in a nutshell, I don't know what is.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They're a weird character. Within their body is s boy and a girl who argue a lot and a sleeping all powerful magician. If you play the story first it's funny because you first see them wearing the below design, but when they fight all of a sudden they're a magical girl with very silly movies
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors

This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social they finally Gus Fringed him
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Story Minute by Caro Lay used to appear on Salon along with the works of @tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social and Keith Knight but a ton of it has mostly disappeared from the web which was unfortunate because it was wonderful
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I vould probably pick something better...but have the only Dilbert strip I still find funny
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Also this one goes HARD
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
it literally had a card where a dinosaur eats a baby. Series ruled
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

...and yeah. Completely fair.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
His twitter seems locked now and he seems to have deleted the fuck out of that post but this remained. This seems like not a good person
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
...is this too deep of a cut?
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Democrats right now
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A guy who spent too much time looking at this picture
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
she smiles and says, "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is incredible in how half assed even their response is
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This image is posted a lot but what doesn't usually get brought up is this is 100% from Target. I worked there and almost positive this was below the clock
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Btw if you want a list of cool people that no sane studio would blacklist
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Also extremely inconvenient for Paramount that all these people rule even without the Palestine (except for Andre....have not forgotten him shilling crypto)
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Between how fast RFK booked it out of there and this photo, this moment was an extremely bad look for claims that either of these people care about anyone but themselves

Man he looks so annoyed that they helped the guy rather than paying attention to him
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM