Axelfish 🍳
@axelfish.bsky.social
I no longer make sausage for a living.
Get a jump on it, start worrying now.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Get a jump on it, start worrying now.
I’ll be judgmental as fuck for the both of us.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ll be judgmental as fuck for the both of us.
There was not clear evidence to determine that. Speculation that might have happened, sure. But was it clear that is what occurred, no.
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There was not clear evidence to determine that. Speculation that might have happened, sure. But was it clear that is what occurred, no.
Because this what our whole existence has become. Us vs Them on all things. Sucks.
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Because this what our whole existence has become. Us vs Them on all things. Sucks.
I would submit he’s the worst person ever.
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would submit he’s the worst person ever.
I’m on Amazon right now and can’t seem to find healthcare plans for sale. Still searching…
Amazon is offering me Vicks Vapor Rub and miniature trampolines.
Amazon is offering me Vicks Vapor Rub and miniature trampolines.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m on Amazon right now and can’t seem to find healthcare plans for sale. Still searching…
Amazon is offering me Vicks Vapor Rub and miniature trampolines.
Amazon is offering me Vicks Vapor Rub and miniature trampolines.
This guy is as dumb as they get. Truly an accomplishment. Not surprising that he represents Alabama. Sorry.
Not sorry.
Not sorry.
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This guy is as dumb as they get. Truly an accomplishment. Not surprising that he represents Alabama. Sorry.
Not sorry.
Not sorry.
Are you near the artic circle?
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Are you near the artic circle?
Don’t sell Trump short. It’s entirely possible he can accomplish all three.
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Don’t sell Trump short. It’s entirely possible he can accomplish all three.
And dumber. Don’t forget dumber.
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And dumber. Don’t forget dumber.
That is so cool you travel with your sauna. I frequently travel with my Nespresso.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
That is so cool you travel with your sauna. I frequently travel with my Nespresso.
Fuck, ok I’ll do it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Fuck, ok I’ll do it.
So in other words, Americans are cutting back on discretionary spending so that they can spend more money on discretionary spending.
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
So in other words, Americans are cutting back on discretionary spending so that they can spend more money on discretionary spending.
I generally don’t think people forget this. I think everyone is fine with that. Release of the ‘full files’, or ‘unreacted’, I think means not removing other information as the administration likely will do.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I generally don’t think people forget this. I think everyone is fine with that. Release of the ‘full files’, or ‘unreacted’, I think means not removing other information as the administration likely will do.
Meanwhile the abuses and outrageous behavior by this administration will continue. Congress is a disgrace for its cowardice.
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Meanwhile the abuses and outrageous behavior by this administration will continue. Congress is a disgrace for its cowardice.
Hospital: Sir, you need an emergency appendectomy or your appendix will burst and you will die in three hours.
Patient: How much will it cost?
H: $250,000
P: That’s too expensive so I’ll just pass.
Patient: How much will it cost?
H: $250,000
P: That’s too expensive so I’ll just pass.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Hospital: Sir, you need an emergency appendectomy or your appendix will burst and you will die in three hours.
Patient: How much will it cost?
H: $250,000
P: That’s too expensive so I’ll just pass.
Patient: How much will it cost?
H: $250,000
P: That’s too expensive so I’ll just pass.
‘no widespread public interest’
Nada. Zip.
Nada. Zip.
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
‘no widespread public interest’
Nada. Zip.
Nada. Zip.
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social has an interesting possible explanation for what you felt.
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social has an interesting possible explanation for what you felt.
“Alright, man. It's probably the only solution. Let me make sure I've got this all lined up. You want me to, uh, throw this into the tub when the white rabbit peaks? Is that it?” — Hunter Thompson, Fear and Loathing
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Alright, man. It's probably the only solution. Let me make sure I've got this all lined up. You want me to, uh, throw this into the tub when the white rabbit peaks? Is that it?” — Hunter Thompson, Fear and Loathing
If only there was a legislative body that had the legal ability and moral fortitude to do something about this problem.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If only there was a legislative body that had the legal ability and moral fortitude to do something about this problem.
“Sir you need an emergency appendectomy. If not, your appendix will burst and fill you with poisonous goo. It will be $250,000, is that agreeable?”
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Sir you need an emergency appendectomy. If not, your appendix will burst and fill you with poisonous goo. It will be $250,000, is that agreeable?”