AwkwardestMark
@awkmarco.bsky.social
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one of these days my teeth will lose their fight against the nougat i'm trying to eat
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 PM
one of these days my teeth will lose their fight against the nougat i'm trying to eat
i love seals i just cant stand the fandom
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
i love seals i just cant stand the fandom
what if we're wrong about carbon dating and the pyramids were built like 50 years ago
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
what if we're wrong about carbon dating and the pyramids were built like 50 years ago
why is it Adam and Eve when it could be Anna and Eve
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 AM
why is it Adam and Eve when it could be Anna and Eve
i know everything you're gonna
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i know everything you're gonna
bro last night was a youtube video essay
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
bro last night was a youtube video essay
Reposted by AwkwardestMark
"add onion powder to the dish"
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"add onion powder to the dish"
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
meshuggah is tool for crackheads and tool is meshuggah for weed smokers but you don't give a fuck you don't listen to metal you don't know what that means. fuck you
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 AM
meshuggah is tool for crackheads and tool is meshuggah for weed smokers but you don't give a fuck you don't listen to metal you don't know what that means. fuck you
>"instant" noodles
>takes at least 3 minutes to prepare
what a fucking scam
>takes at least 3 minutes to prepare
what a fucking scam
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
>"instant" noodles
>takes at least 3 minutes to prepare
what a fucking scam
>takes at least 3 minutes to prepare
what a fucking scam
i am heavy boobies guy. and these... are my boobies
January 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i am heavy boobies guy. and these... are my boobies
Reposted by AwkwardestMark
when my beautiful wife tells me "i love you so much" but i don't fw that diddy shit so i blow her skull smooth off
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
when my beautiful wife tells me "i love you so much" but i don't fw that diddy shit so i blow her skull smooth off
Reposted by AwkwardestMark
when that pussy so good you start going blind
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
when that pussy so good you start going blind
mc ride if he was gay be like "i seen footage... of two men KISSING!"
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
mc ride if he was gay be like "i seen footage... of two men KISSING!"
sean combs? he dont even got that much hair
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 AM
sean combs? he dont even got that much hair
thats just loveslop. you only like it because you love it
January 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
thats just loveslop. you only like it because you love it
fappy new year everygoon 🥳🥂
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
fappy new year everygoon 🥳🥂
roses are red
violets are violet
spongebob makes burgers
squidward plays clarinet
violets are violet
spongebob makes burgers
squidward plays clarinet
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
roses are red
violets are violet
spongebob makes burgers
squidward plays clarinet
violets are violet
spongebob makes burgers
squidward plays clarinet
white people be like "hello"
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
white people be like "hello"
why do we no longer get movies like Wanted (2008)
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
why do we no longer get movies like Wanted (2008)
this jit cracks software
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this jit cracks software
boomer comic i love my wife
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
boomer comic i love my wife