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Eris, A Shibari Wooloo 🏳️‍⚧️🔞
@awetwooloo.bsky.social
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Genderfluid Gremlin (They/she). Biotechnologist, Masters in Environmental Engineering. I make Sex Toys.🔞 MDNI.
30/Pan. Poly Lesbian. AuDHD as fuck. 💊01/10/2020
Sadistic Mommy. Pet owner (The large bipedal kind). I love @sluttyemmy.bsky.social
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mfw I join the teacher sub pool today and instantly get called:

I start tomorrow

help
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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"oh god what is that why does it look like you're cooking a predator?"
-wife #1-
calamari tentacles with chickpeas in tomato sauce
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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mfw that cat
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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calling @sluttyemmy.bsky.social out

bottom
sloppily edited text about blood types that reads: "why is [Emmy] important? It's used in emergencies [Emmy] is often called the 'universal [bottom] type' because people of any [D/S] type can [top] it. This makes it vitally important in an emergency or when a [person's D/S] type is unknown
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
awetwooloo.bsky.social
I am compelled to post this every time I see princesses mentioned
Small brain: Calling her princess during sex regular brain: Not doing that because that has weird class dynamic implications awakened brain: Calling her princess but as degradation galaxy brain: Not letting her cum until she renounces the throne
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Ahora tengo antojo 😭😭

(y no puedo parar de descojonarme)
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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My name is Eris, but I'm built like a Venus

happy titty tuesday~
Eris selfie slightly leaning forward, showing her titties
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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We teach this to 13-15 yo kids here.
the kids I teach will be taught this by the end of this year at the latest

The FUCK you mean these are your AP physics questions????

Usonia is not a serious place
SAT question that reads: Assume that every projectile fired by the toy cannon shown above experiences a constant net force F along the entire length of the barrel. If a projectile of mass m leaves the barrel of the cannon with a speed v, at what speed will a projectile of mass 2m leave the barrel? A) v/2 B) v/sqrt(2) C) v D) 2v E) 4v
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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can we make it 6, nay, 3 months???

plssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Funko has said they have “substantial doubt about our ability to continue” as a company in the next 12 months without extra funding or an acquisition. Sales for the company are continuing to decline.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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MFW conservatives are finding out that maybe getting rid of collaboration and good faith in politics was not the best of ideas and that they are, in fact, the vast minority
Bane, from The Dark Knight Rises, putting one hand on the other character's shoulder: "Do you feel in charge?" The other character looks up at Bane, a dreading expression on his face
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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That's too many complex words for them. You gotta dumb it down

which is hard, because this comic is stupidly accurate and perfectly sums up the experience of talking to conservaluls
SMBC comic, 4 panels, left to right, up to down. 1: Man in orange shirt: "...anyway, that's my concern about society. You understand?" Man in red shirt: "nah." 2: Man in red shirt, continued: "In fact, not only do I not understand your concern, I've mistaken my lack of understanding for moral clarity!" 3: Man in orange shirt: "I could add more nuance" Man in red shirt: "That would only validate my belief that anything non-obvious is false!" 4: Man in orange shirt, shoulder POV: "You're hard to argue with" Man in red shirt, in front of POV: "Just wait till you discover that I interpret frustration as irrationality" End comic
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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literal ahora mismo:
Foto de mi tele con una episodio pausado de Bungo Stray Dogs
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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also,

E G G
Sunless Skies Correspondence Sigil that reads "An Elaborate But Fragile Artifice"
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This feels like the MtG equivalent of The Correspondence and I am loving it

like, the first one is basically "Top/Bottom surgery" and the second one is "transition" in general
Sunless Skies Correspondence sigil that reads "The Wound That Saves Your Life" Sunless Skies Correspondence sigil that reads "To Become Fire, Rather Than Be Burned"
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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ojalá le rajen las ruedas al gilipollas
coche mal aparcado bloqueando medio paso de cebra
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Ah, sí, la trana de 30 años con un máster en ingeniería ambiental es la candidata perfecta para hacer DE PAPA NOEL
Hola, Eris:: Parece que tienes la trayectoria ideal para este puesto de BUSCAMOS UN PAPA NOEL, PARECIDO A LA REALIDAD, PARA CAMPAÑA DE NAVIDAD. Si te interesa, envía una solicitud rápida. Ver empleo Coincidencia errónea BUSCAMOS UN PAPA NOEL, PARECIDO A LA REALIDAD, PARA CAMPAÑA DE NAVIDAD BEST WAY Congresos y Azafatas, S.L. 08008 Barcelona, Barcelona provincia
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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If you really think about it the Odyssey is about the gods giving Odysseus PTSD for shits and giggles
The JoJo vento aureo meme scene where a bunch of characters are kicking the shit out of another. One character is labeled "Ten Years of War", another is labeled "Poseidon", and then, one that joins afterward is labeled "Zeus" the character being beaten is labeled "Odysseus"
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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look y'all, I'm a slowqueen!
Eris wearing a bläjah on her head, looking like a slowking Slowking is a bipedal Pokémon with a Shellder latched onto its head. It is primarily pink, with a pale yellow muzzle and scaled belly. Its feet and hands each have a single clawed digit, while the hands also have a clawless thumb. Around its neck is a spiny ruff with alternating red and white stripes. The Shellder on its head has a spiral shape with two horns near the base. A red gem resides in the center of the Shellder. The Shellder's eyes are visible on the back of the Shellder.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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good morning~
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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raynaud's phenomenon

it causes vasoconstriction from cold or heat and causes burning sensation/pain + a pretty distinctive look
An example of Raynaud's phenomenon, with two fingers completely white and the other two regularly colored
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
awetwooloo.bsky.social
also, care to explain this, then? 🤨🤨🤨
Amber Merian, user @firewoman79 User-Occasional AI imagery
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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😳😳😳😳
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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literalmente así estoy

que me da igual hacerme 50 horas a la semana y cobrar una putísima mierda. Quiero hacer un doctorado 😭
Junji Ito's The Hole, with the character going "This is my hole! It was made for me!" to a man-shaped hole in a rock wall The text over the hole reads "Doctorado en Impresión 3D Biomédica"
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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en español:
Miguel Maldonado diciendo "Que a los ricos hay que matarlos a todos"
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Joshua Graham (man covered in bandages, only eyes visible) from Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts, cocking a gun and saying "We can't expect god to do all the work"
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM