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lauren
@awesomejuice.bsky.social
joe's crab shack & pasta shorts

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what an infuriatingly stupid time to be alive and have a brain
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
se-sev-SEVEN?!? QUADS???? that is ridiculous!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
indeed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i'll send you my list of 10ish must have/not haves. i'm pretty laid back about it
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
FOR REAL. i have set a hard limit for myself (a $25+ soap dispenser just seems excessive?) but that definitely means i'm going to end up with a piece of junk because we live in hell :)
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
rude.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
not just any white, a *LOFTY* WHITE! you know how lofty whites are known for being calm and serene
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"A timeless neutral white of serene sophistication, PANTONE 11-4201 Cloud Dancer brings cohesion and quiet confidence to every palette. Explore curated color harmonies and discover its endless design possibilities." yeah because it's FUCKIN WHITE
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
he really does still have *it*!
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by lauren
"They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
home renovation is a lie perpetuated by television grifters and editing magicians
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
giving my "what i learned at adobe max" presentation at 2am? also a perfectly normal way to distract us all
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM