Allen Wittenauer
Allen Wittenauer
@aw.effectivemachines.com
Globehead. Believe platypuses are real. Professional babysitter. Occasional hot take. Sometimes hockey talk. Influencer to the influencers.

Ex-Sun, Ex-Yahoo!, Ex-LinkedIn, and Ex-a bunch of companies you've probably never heard of...
FWIW, I think something that isn't covered in these sorts of conversations is the impact that higher level languages and tools have had in protecting/hiding the operating system from its users.
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Vegas did the proper vetting of the team & realized that if you 3-man Celebrini, you instantly shutdown 50% of the team's scoring. The supporting cast mostly falls apart since they spend so much time puck watching.
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Also: why oh why do I need to be logged into the app use the CarPlay integration? Like, I want to look for chargers in the app but if I'm not, then see above.

So dumb.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Dad has two accounts on LinkedIn and they are going to make this as hard as possible. I totally get needing a death certificate but are they high with requiring this? I guess I'll just go the 'oh look password reset!' route. 😑
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He also created multiple accounts on some of them for various reasons. So trying to shut down all of them just means I get to spend twice as much time.
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I hope it is “Upside Down”.
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hooray! That hit he took was brutal.
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM