@avocadofriend.bsky.social
Perpetually exhausted queer autistic who sometimes does things and says things.
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- queer in an intentionally vague way
- they/them pronouns
- video games
- sad posting
- weird posting
- professionally diagnosed adhd, amateurly diagnosed autistic
- vague posting
- soulslikes, simulators, and shooters (oh my)
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- queer in an intentionally vague way
- they/them pronouns
- video games
- sad posting
- weird posting
- professionally diagnosed adhd, amateurly diagnosed autistic
- vague posting
- soulslikes, simulators, and shooters (oh my)
... continued in next post because I contain multitudes
The best time to go to bed is an hour ago. The second best time is right now.
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The best time to go to bed is an hour ago. The second best time is right now.
We gotta come up with a better term than "nsfw". Why does everything have to be defined in relation to the labor we sell?
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
We gotta come up with a better term than "nsfw". Why does everything have to be defined in relation to the labor we sell?
Yesterday was much better, and I was optimistic about today, but now they have turned on a very loud fan, which is making it impossible to think 🫨
Today they are literally building a wall inside the office and I have to work through the sound of drills on metal 🤣😭🤣
I'd been sick since Monday, but today I felt better, so I went in to work, but since it was New Years, there was literally no one there, it was amazing. Best day I've had at work in months.
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Yesterday was much better, and I was optimistic about today, but now they have turned on a very loud fan, which is making it impossible to think 🫨
Incredible video. I love that people are still keeping these traditional trades alive, and this video is just dripping with enthusiasm in a way you rarely see.
Coopering (Beer Barrel Making)
YouTube video by Alec Steele
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Incredible video. I love that people are still keeping these traditional trades alive, and this video is just dripping with enthusiasm in a way you rarely see.
My kingdom for a chipotle sized breakfast burrito with eggs, hash browns, mushrooms, peppers and onions, in the correct proportions, handed to me through my car window.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My kingdom for a chipotle sized breakfast burrito with eggs, hash browns, mushrooms, peppers and onions, in the correct proportions, handed to me through my car window.
I hate that there are so few restaurants catering to people like me who eat eggs, but not meat or cheese.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I hate that there are so few restaurants catering to people like me who eat eggs, but not meat or cheese.
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It's the weekend, baby
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It's the weekend, baby
Today they are literally building a wall inside the office and I have to work through the sound of drills on metal 🤣😭🤣
I'd been sick since Monday, but today I felt better, so I went in to work, but since it was New Years, there was literally no one there, it was amazing. Best day I've had at work in months.
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Today they are literally building a wall inside the office and I have to work through the sound of drills on metal 🤣😭🤣
good day was a good day is a good omen for a good year
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
good day was a good day is a good omen for a good year
I'd been sick since Monday, but today I felt better, so I went in to work, but since it was New Years, there was literally no one there, it was amazing. Best day I've had at work in months.
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I'd been sick since Monday, but today I felt better, so I went in to work, but since it was New Years, there was literally no one there, it was amazing. Best day I've had at work in months.
i don't know if i'm ready for the new year, but i know for damn sure the new year isn't ready for me
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
i don't know if i'm ready for the new year, but i know for damn sure the new year isn't ready for me
A fantastic and compelling and terrifying and beautiful short film ohmygodjustwatchit
Tears in the Robot Factory
YouTube video by WhatsItLike
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
A fantastic and compelling and terrifying and beautiful short film ohmygodjustwatchit
This is giving me flashbacks to the very messy warehouse at my old job.
The Mystery At 8800 Blue Lick Road
YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is giving me flashbacks to the very messy warehouse at my old job.
Gandalf when Frodo wants to know where he's been: "I was delayed"
Gandalf when Aragon wants to know where he's been: "Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time . . . "
Gandalf when Aragon wants to know where he's been: "Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time . . . "
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gandalf when Frodo wants to know where he's been: "I was delayed"
Gandalf when Aragon wants to know where he's been: "Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time . . . "
Gandalf when Aragon wants to know where he's been: "Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time . . . "
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I wish I could be less shallow, but I feel like if I could control my sexuality, I would just turn it the fuck off.
Why are most of the local folks I talk to not really my type, but most of my internet friends are super hot?
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I wish I could be less shallow, but I feel like if I could control my sexuality, I would just turn it the fuck off.
I don't need more followers, I need worse followers so my unhinged text posts get more likes.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I don't need more followers, I need worse followers so my unhinged text posts get more likes.
Why are most of the local folks I talk to not really my type, but most of my internet friends are super hot?
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Why are most of the local folks I talk to not really my type, but most of my internet friends are super hot?
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
Gollum in the Lord of the Rings movies is one of the best looking cgi characters ever created, and somehow they did it almost 25 years ago.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gollum in the Lord of the Rings movies is one of the best looking cgi characters ever created, and somehow they did it almost 25 years ago.
Everyone please clap for the bravest cat who has ever lived, who was very good for his checkup at the vet this morning.
December 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Everyone please clap for the bravest cat who has ever lived, who was very good for his checkup at the vet this morning.
Too shy to hook up, too broken to date
So I sit here alone and bate bate bate
So I sit here alone and bate bate bate
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Too shy to hook up, too broken to date
So I sit here alone and bate bate bate
So I sit here alone and bate bate bate
Merry Christmas to everyone who likes my posts.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone who likes my posts.
Set up the Christmas tree at the last possible moment because I remembered that Christmas gifts have to sit under the tree for at least one night, to properly absorb the Christmas spirit.
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Set up the Christmas tree at the last possible moment because I remembered that Christmas gifts have to sit under the tree for at least one night, to properly absorb the Christmas spirit.