I’m in a terrible place right now,
Not mentally, just London.
Not mentally, just London.
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I’m in a terrible place right now,
Not mentally, just London.
Not mentally, just London.
Was Duran not offside there
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Was Duran not offside there
How many times has Buendia got to lose the ball before he’s hooked?
Seems like every time he has the ball it ends up coming back our way
Seems like every time he has the ball it ends up coming back our way
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
How many times has Buendia got to lose the ball before he’s hooked?
Seems like every time he has the ball it ends up coming back our way
Seems like every time he has the ball it ends up coming back our way
Fucking hell, Sancho should have a hat trick 😂
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fucking hell, Sancho should have a hat trick 😂
BUENDIA has been MILES off it so far
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
BUENDIA has been MILES off it so far
The only valid reason for letting Malen go is Emery believes he has someone better suited lined up 🤷🏻♂️
In Emery I trust
In Emery I trust
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The only valid reason for letting Malen go is Emery believes he has someone better suited lined up 🤷🏻♂️
In Emery I trust
In Emery I trust
Was cancelled due to the other team not being able to travel.
So instead of indulging in crisps and chocolate, I went to the gym.
What a turnaround 😂
So instead of indulging in crisps and chocolate, I went to the gym.
What a turnaround 😂
Playing in my first 11 a side game tomorrow.
To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂
To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Was cancelled due to the other team not being able to travel.
So instead of indulging in crisps and chocolate, I went to the gym.
What a turnaround 😂
So instead of indulging in crisps and chocolate, I went to the gym.
What a turnaround 😂
Finally fully deleted Twitter, I used to dip in and out due to it sometimes being funny, but the people using its Ai to sexualise kids is the last fucking straw.
So many wronguns walking amongst us.
Bluesky, you now have my full attention 😂
So many wronguns walking amongst us.
Bluesky, you now have my full attention 😂
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Finally fully deleted Twitter, I used to dip in and out due to it sometimes being funny, but the people using its Ai to sexualise kids is the last fucking straw.
So many wronguns walking amongst us.
Bluesky, you now have my full attention 😂
So many wronguns walking amongst us.
Bluesky, you now have my full attention 😂
Playing in my first 11 a side game tomorrow.
To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂
To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Playing in my first 11 a side game tomorrow.
To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂
To say I’m already blowing out my arse at the mere thought is an understatement 😂
Must be something in the water in North London because it can’t be coincidence that both teams and fan bases are full of the biggest gimps in this country.
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Must be something in the water in North London because it can’t be coincidence that both teams and fan bases are full of the biggest gimps in this country.
Quite like Thomas frank, but never thought I’d see a Spuds team play worse than when they did with Ange in charge 😂
January 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Quite like Thomas frank, but never thought I’d see a Spuds team play worse than when they did with Ange in charge 😂
Is this soulless bowl only filled wit villa fans?
They’re all I’ve heard since that shitty trumpet 😂
They’re all I’ve heard since that shitty trumpet 😂
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Is this soulless bowl only filled wit villa fans?
They’re all I’ve heard since that shitty trumpet 😂
They’re all I’ve heard since that shitty trumpet 😂
Right into the cunts now, 4-0 Villa.
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Right into the cunts now, 4-0 Villa.
Me, little man and Emigloo Martinez.
(His choice not mine)
Hope he brings us a win into the next round!
(His choice not mine)
Hope he brings us a win into the next round!
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Me, little man and Emigloo Martinez.
(His choice not mine)
Hope he brings us a win into the next round!
(His choice not mine)
Hope he brings us a win into the next round!
Stuck the Newcastle game on sky for the eldest,
of course they’re talking about Liverpool before the *checks notes* Newcastle, Crystal Palace game… 😂
So glad I don’t pay for this service, it’s fucking dog
of course they’re talking about Liverpool before the *checks notes* Newcastle, Crystal Palace game… 😂
So glad I don’t pay for this service, it’s fucking dog
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Stuck the Newcastle game on sky for the eldest,
of course they’re talking about Liverpool before the *checks notes* Newcastle, Crystal Palace game… 😂
So glad I don’t pay for this service, it’s fucking dog
of course they’re talking about Liverpool before the *checks notes* Newcastle, Crystal Palace game… 😂
So glad I don’t pay for this service, it’s fucking dog
This goes for Youri Tielemans too.
If I found Boubacar Kamara in bed with my Mrs, I’d tuck him in.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This goes for Youri Tielemans too.
If I found Boubacar Kamara in bed with my Mrs, I’d tuck him in.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If I found Boubacar Kamara in bed with my Mrs, I’d tuck him in.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
Absolute Rolls Royce of a player.
Big game for us today, need to respond to the spanking we got at the emirates.
C’MON THE VILLA BOYS
C’MON THE VILLA BOYS
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Big game for us today, need to respond to the spanking we got at the emirates.
C’MON THE VILLA BOYS
C’MON THE VILLA BOYS
Honestly, I’ve not been this not arsed about a defeat.
Always a tough ask to go to these massive gimps and get something.
Always a tough ask to go to these massive gimps and get something.
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Honestly, I’ve not been this not arsed about a defeat.
Always a tough ask to go to these massive gimps and get something.
Always a tough ask to go to these massive gimps and get something.
How many times have teams done exactly what Morgan has done there and not been booked btw? 😂
Arteta can go and shag a cactus as well the little gimp
Arteta can go and shag a cactus as well the little gimp
December 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How many times have teams done exactly what Morgan has done there and not been booked btw? 😂
Arteta can go and shag a cactus as well the little gimp
Arteta can go and shag a cactus as well the little gimp
My mate who’s a dingle has just been flashed by a speed camera, told him he’s now got more points than Wolves and he’s blocked me 😂
December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My mate who’s a dingle has just been flashed by a speed camera, told him he’s now got more points than Wolves and he’s blocked me 😂
Just allowed to push the goalie now yeah? Sound.
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just allowed to push the goalie now yeah? Sound.
Mcginn leaving cash with two people on that wing is boiling my piss.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Every. Fucking. Time.
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Mcginn leaving cash with two people on that wing is boiling my piss.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Hot Wheels are fucking class ain’t they?
Apart from the amount of fucking stickers they refuse to preassemble, they’re fucking CLASS.
One very happy little man this morning
Apart from the amount of fucking stickers they refuse to preassemble, they’re fucking CLASS.
One very happy little man this morning
December 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Hot Wheels are fucking class ain’t they?
Apart from the amount of fucking stickers they refuse to preassemble, they’re fucking CLASS.
One very happy little man this morning
Apart from the amount of fucking stickers they refuse to preassemble, they’re fucking CLASS.
One very happy little man this morning