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Avi
@avienith.bsky.social
Games. Whovian. Animal lover. Métis. Tractor dispatcher. Entirely random Canadian. Canucks & Kraken! She/her.
There's something about having a non-sexual friend whom you can share the delight of your new butt-plug that just makes life that much better.

Me: but really, look how pretty it is!! I'm thinking unicorn?

Him: oh hell yes! At first I was thinking dragon but no, unicorn is better.

😂
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Vet called to go over Link's most recent bloodwork. Says his thyroid levels were kinda low - is he lethargic?

I actually burst out laughing at the idea of my little Pomeranian / tasmanian devil being lethargic. 😂

He's fine. For now the report says the numbers are good barring clinical symptoms.
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Oh! This morning, the hoard of starlings in the trees and the resident murder of crows just started *losing their shit*.
I had no idea what was happening - but as I followed some of the crows' movements I realized there was a hawk sitting on the chimney of a house just down the way.
Pure chaos.
February 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
They're doing brush cleanup where I like to sit and read.
I will never be in the way of forestry people so I asked if/where I needed to move and did so.
Watched a softball sized rock nearly hit my car and swiftly moved farther back. 😳
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Dude: no really I'm not just looking for a one time fuck or anything.
Me: okay, wanna meet up and chat?
Dude: what did you have in mind, just chatting?
(me yes, him declining to instead go to bed)
Me (test bait): dang, might have been fun to play but oh well.
Dude: we could do that.

Hahaha NOPE. 🙃🙄
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 AM
We have been struggling against every hit to the forestry industry that impacts the shipments coming through our depot and trying SO HARD to minimize overall losses.

To find out today that company-wide the target was met to get a full bonus next month? Holy shit.
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The opening quarter notes in this song fight so hard against the actual 4/4 of it that it makes me physically uncomfortable.
It's brilliant but my body fights it. Lol
youtu.be/nmZBkJI7g_k?...
Pierce The Veil - So Far So Fake (Visualizer)
YouTube video by Pierce The Veil
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 AM
When you're allergic to basically the whole world, hives and whatnot are generally taken in stride.
A weird reaction on my neck with no logical explanation, though, does give me pause simply due to the proximity to my throat.
Benedryl cream and extra antihistamine on board just in case. 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I'm torn between chuckling and groaning over the fact that they named her Annette...
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I am having a hard time placing the "relationship" I have with the person I am currently sleeping with.
There's nothing uncomfortable I just keep wanting to clarify certain things but keep stumbling over how to bring it up - and his comforting "you can just talk to me" doesn't help. Lol 🙃
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Heating up my key with my lighter to get through my gate...I'm done with freezing temps thank you very much.
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 AM
*current song being cranked up and belted out in the car*

youtu.be/KGWTl6g7fm8?...
Halestorm - Like A Woman Can (Official Video)
YouTube video by Halestorm
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Someone ditched a kennel out near where I read. When I saw, I approached worried what I might find. was thankfully empty.
Today I saw someone hauled it out of the bush & put it on the side of the road. But left the door closed - so good samaritans have been stopping to check.
I've left it open now.
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Driving home along the highway, tractor-trailer in front of me brakes oddly - but it's dark, maybe he saw movement on the side of the highway. K.
But then as I'm passing he weaves so much into my lane I'm hugging the median.
Hell no.
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I need someone to help me recover a skull.

Which kinda makes me sound weird but I promise it's cause I found an intriguing animal skeleton. 😂

Unsure of the footing to get to it and fucked if I want to fall into it. 😳
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I got my PAL (aka gun licence) in the mail yesterday.
Was telling a buddy, they can't believe it showed up already. Took his 10 months. 😂
Actually thinking I might pick up a little 22 so I can learn...
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
At work for 15 minutes and two of my drivers have told me they like my pants. 😂
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Me, looking at the clock to time out a facial mask, clock reading 2319.

*internally* 2319! 2319!
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
My work phone kept repeatedly losing network connection unless I reset it to the point that IT ordered me a new phone.

I literally spent all fucking day on the phone with IT and a network dude cause they couldn't get the NEW one working.

Was ready to just keep resetting my old phone I was so mad.
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
We didn't even go through that much tequila so I'm not sure how I ended up getting home less than an hour before I had to get up for work..... 😳

I'm here though. Power nap before my alarm was good but I'm sure I'm gonna die later...
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I don't even really like tequila, but stuff brought back from Mexico is a delightful treat.

I love my drivers and what they bring back for us when they're on holidays. Lol
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
It's 2.5 hours after we got off work and my co-dispatcher hasn't made it more than 20 minutes away into his (usual) 45 minute drive home because of an accident that has no detour.

The Island is nice but lack of alternate routes SUCKS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
There's something to be said that anyone who knows me would think this is HILARIOUS. 🙄
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Reading in my car for the new year pretty much sums up everything. Yay 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I woke up hungry at 7 this morning, had a plate of turkey leftovers, and promptly went back to bed.

That's what I call a successful day off.
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM