He can have both my cell and home number. Hell even my SSN and mother's maiden name if he asked for it, like *HUFF*

For real, like when was it decided that buttons were obsolete? Wouldn't be surprised if next it was decided wheels are obsolete so everything should have treads. Okay, maybe not the *best* analogy, but yeah.

Must've sucked for him, last I heard he was spotted carrying a grandfather clock with him, even had shoulder/waste straps, the works.

Pro-tip: Don't analyze the Rosenberg work while stoned, you'll spend an abnormally long amount of time doing so.

10/10 would stare at again

A Vegemite of snipers.

Please God, Holy Father in all Your glorious wisdom, hear this prayer as I bequeath of You to never ever let her get her nursing license. In Yehoshua's name, amen.

Whelp, that's the best I can do for all of our sakes, we can only hope she flunks every exam.

That one's half-right tho. Not more dangerous, but definitely more potent. In the days of the Beatles 7-9% THC was considered "knock-out kush". Nowadays, it's near impossible to find anything below 27-30% unless it's brickweed, not that I'm complaining lol.

Just do it the old fashioned way: sniff real hard and brace for the bitter drips.

Not implying I have experience with it, totally not 😏

And you can't even get drunk off fruitcake.

It's for getting wasted festively, of course. The real psyop is fruitcake: Nobody likes it, nobody wants it, yet it keeps coming back

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