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Avi Zollman
@avi.zollman.com
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I try to get people to do stuff online that makes a difference offline.
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This is stupid. We eat donuts because they're fried, not because they're donuts.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Gather round, children, and I'll tell you a tale about Drake Berehowsky.
A fortune cookie fortune: Share your knowledge of sports with others, and you'll be a valuable mentor.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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That's Trump Bumps (Sr.)

This is Trump Bumps (Jr.)
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Alas, this is more like it.

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December 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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better:
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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easiest job in the universe?
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I love a good email customization, but always think about your different failure cases and fallbacks:
PS. Our Giving Tuesday goal is to hear from one supporter in each of PA’s 67 counties. Will you be the one to step up in New York County?
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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So what do these two things have in common? As I restated just yesterday, there is currently only one story in the United States. Nothing else is important; nothing else should distract our attention: A lunatic is in The White House, benumbed by oncoming senility, bent on revenge, shielded by sycophants, protected by the amorally ambitious, addled by bigotry, seething with hatred of people he knows are more worthy and capable and intelligent and decent than himself. He is a terrified little man with a terrible mental dysfunction and terrifying power. If he were Grandpa, we would take his keys and shoelaces.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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תורה?
מדע?

That was then. Now: "The Premier University that Champions Israel" -- with a literally hollowed-out logo.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Not looking like it's gonna be a good year...
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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for now, lol:
(soon: sob) The ruling by the judge dismissing the indictments of James Comey and Letitia James is littered with citations to conservative justices, including opinions by Justices Clarence Thomas and Neil Gorsuch, a book on statutory interpretation cowritten by the late Justice Antonin Scalia, and a Justice Department memo written by the future Justice Samuel A. Alito.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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A screenshot of the 1941 Harpers essay "Who Goes Nazi?" by Dorothy Thompson. "Coastie" replaces "Nazi" in the title.
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The game just got better:
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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oh no, not Larry Summers. anyone but him.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM