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Avery
@averyofbirds.bsky.social
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I'm Avery, half of you probably remember me from Twitter and half of those might even remember me fondly
Yeah if you take half a dozen 5.56 to a ballistic plate you're not going to be in much shape to actually do anything beyond lay there wondering if just dying might have been more pleasant
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hell we're at the point where you can just have a drone grenade you throw in the general direction and it goes and kills someone 1km away if you want your infantry to be all self sufficient.
Way better than having to stand up and return fire at the guy who already saw you first
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sad thing too, if you have that kind of money you can totally do a bunch of things that better the world and will endear you to people.
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The number of labour types in there explains a lot
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe in the boring stores you shop at
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Worst appendectomy ever....
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not really, it's a very old joke
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Easy there Satan
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not to mention it's not like people aren't aware of their own limitations, if you need extra time to get a decent grade you're probably not going to use that grade to apply for highly time sensitive jobs because they're already very aware of their limits in a way test results couldn't reflect
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Evaluating can still be useful, but as a way to know where to help them and find things that do suit their abilities and interests. But it's nothing like the black and white get good number be good worker crap from the screenshot
Except for the beep test, that one is crucial to society
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm mounting a journey to the centre of the earth style expedition to try and find the bar
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Of course not, they were psychopaths not sociopathic psychopaths
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'd just roll with it in a fun way, have the opening action scene begin with him infiltrating a funeral by hiding in the casket
Brief nod to him dying before a fist fight in a grave and hitting on the widow while hijacking a hearse
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I do wonder if the adversarial nature of it makes it harder for parents to accept not getting a diagnosis. Having to put years of effort in is going to leave them heavily invested in the idea
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can't help but think if a sentence equal to a quarter of their time on this earth isn't changing their mind then they're probably just not expecting to get caught and being sentenced to hell itself wouldn't deter them
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Are you trying to get me to commit more or less crime here?
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We all know he only read player of games and skipped ahead to the action scenes
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Funny thing is his robots might be a good punishment for someone who deserves to be dunked on more than imprisoned.
Here have this goofy ass thing follow you for a week, it can barely handle slopes and if it mistakes you eating for a crime it'll crash tackle you
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You think we can make him stop if we tell him that future makes everyone trans?
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yeah like isn't the whole point that crime is so rare because people have no need for it, a punishment like that is a one in a trillion novelty
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Veppers is a better version of him, that guy was far more creative and skilled
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Meanwhile the deadliest weapons ever used in human conflict had names not far from BombyMcBombface
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM