don’t be weird
averyboringhandle.bsky.social
don’t be weird
@averyboringhandle.bsky.social
I was on Fark, if I didn’t shave my head I’d be grey
Bermuda. Just like the Windsors.
February 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
It’s a shame this venue doesn’t have the same amount of baseball fans as the Old place does, Sir. You might enjoy this one.

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February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
“…and now I am the ruler of Queens navy”
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
“Has he offered to Resign, Larry!?!” was my personal favorite.

Larry declined to comment.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Yes but did he say “New York is the picket line of America?” That’s what we lost. Those amazing lines.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Feels like people are treating this as a non-event ….until it becomes one ala tariffs
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Sir - a leaked photograph from the Vatican.
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Don’t today. Not worth it.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Chuck Schumer is writing a very strongly worded letter right now.
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Like in general or college football specifically?
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
So did Pete Rose. Shame about Fosse after that.
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Not bad prints except for the Philly fed outlook
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sir - it is early, but any one we should be watching as a potential new Speaker? @dicknixon.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Now, More than Ever.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Maddie and Stanley agree. More people should pet them, specifically.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sir, the perfect replacement?
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ron, I believe the President needs a refill.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
He served as the mayor of Turkey as well.
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ron, will the President be hosting Thanksgiving this year? His commentary on the games is always appreciated @dicknixon.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
After a few minutes waiting for the clouds to leave I was expecting a Santana lyric to show up via lasers or something
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM