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averageanomoly.bsky.social
Inanimate object (they/them/it)
@averageanomoly.bsky.social
( •u•)🏳️‍⚧️
27 and feeling old
-Is dumb
-no longer consumes alcohol 🩵
-medically advised to avoid cannabis
-professional stoner
-Enfp
( ^×^)/ I LOVE HER
I LOVE All dolls and mannequin-esque women🩵
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Or do an incredible twist kick while dressed business casual 🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I had an incredible lucky streak,

I got to be gay with Kim,

helped a little girl out of the cold,

had a police station make fun of me

And then I died by looking down a dead man's throat, also I got to talk to a corpse for a bit
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
( ^×^)/ a critter!
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(;ówò) I haven't played it either, I just seen a lot of memes about it
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I thought that's what Signalis was about?
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
( ^×^) OMG THAT SOUNDS SO TASTY

Super out of the blue, but I have a friend who was telling me about how they were gifted this slab of oatmeal, like an oatmeal bar the size of a lunchbox (at least that's how I imagined it) but I feel like that duck would go great with a sweet and savoury treat 🩵
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
( ôwô) oooh, how do you dry brine ducks??

Whatcha prepping them for?? (If you don't mind me asking)
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
( òuó) I will sooner die, than provide a well placed firm handshake
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
( ^×^)/ good mornings!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Haha! At most you'd get $5, a firm handshake and a vintage, fully operational submersible two-man diving bell
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oooh, have anything in mind atm?
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
( óuò) I had a similar experience with shatter, now I just smoke joints 🩵
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM