I think the key phrase is
"She laughs and says 'It's a good X, sir'"

is learning how susceptible you are to gambling an educational experience?

I found that eventually all but the last waves were trivial, so it came down to coming up with a strategy there. You can walljump indefinitely in the upper corners and dodge all attacks. Then it just comes down to patiently waiting for windows to get hits in

instead they really were just writing "looking forward to doing pedophile stuff with you next week"