(rat was yeeted out of the front door when The Beast kindly located it in a box in the corner of the living room so at least that's one less thing to worry about)

new boiler in January because unexpected faff, repricing, and also the beebeejezuz is coming in the meantime

they also got to witness me telling The Beast off for letting a RAT loose in the house, *again*

I need a holiday

significantly more complicated

hooray! the thing appears to be more complicated than we originally expected

who could possibly have predicted this?

with impeccable timing, The Beast came home with something at 5:30 this morning which is more than likely yet another rodent and it appears to be under my bed, so love that for us

I changed the sheets today and picked like 15 of them out of my heated blanket

it's how she evades justice for her crimes!

jeez that sounds grim! stay in bed, add to the crackers (perhaps one of the cats will eat the crumbs).

chonky vibes from me and the sticky toffee bitch 💕

a beautiful cryptid 💕

it's that guy! I've been waiting for these photos because he always does you justice

oh yeah you are 100% banned from Italy forever

I can't decide if this is genius or crime