Autistic Ang
@autisticang38.bsky.social
🧠 Podcaster, Writer and Advocate for Late-Identified Autistic Adults
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SENSORY INTERFERENCE: Office lights flicker at a frequency only I can hear. Asked about it, was told to "focus." On what? The impending seizure?
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
SENSORY INTERFERENCE: Office lights flicker at a frequency only I can hear. Asked about it, was told to "focus." On what? The impending seizure?
UNFORTUNATE DISCOVERY: Attended a wedding. Strangers asked if I'm married, dating, or planning to spawn. Seems as though "emotionally stable and alone" is a threat to the tribe.
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
UNFORTUNATE DISCOVERY: Attended a wedding. Strangers asked if I'm married, dating, or planning to spawn. Seems as though "emotionally stable and alone" is a threat to the tribe.
WORKPLACE RITUAL: Earthlings spend 8 hours pretending their identity isn’t collapsing, just to earn enough fake paper to eat a sad salad in a car. They call this “living the dream.”
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
WORKPLACE RITUAL: Earthlings spend 8 hours pretending their identity isn’t collapsing, just to earn enough fake paper to eat a sad salad in a car. They call this “living the dream.”
FIELD REPORT: Joined an “optional” meeting. Turns out optional means mandatory with extra guilt. Language is ornamental here.
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
FIELD REPORT: Joined an “optional” meeting. Turns out optional means mandatory with extra guilt. Language is ornamental here.
SENSORY ALERT: Volume crisis! Attended a human gathering so loud, I could feel my atoms rearranging. Why do they shout when no one's in danger?
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
SENSORY ALERT: Volume crisis! Attended a human gathering so loud, I could feel my atoms rearranging. Why do they shout when no one's in danger?
TODAY'S DISCOVERY: Smiling while suffering is a cultural norm here. Think of it as a costume party where the theme is "I'm dying but don't mention it."
January 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
TODAY'S DISCOVERY: Smiling while suffering is a cultural norm here. Think of it as a costume party where the theme is "I'm dying but don't mention it."
MISSION INTERRUPTION ALERT: Was told I'm "overthinking" again. Humans seem deeply committed to thoughtless existence. It's a miracle anything gets done.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
MISSION INTERRUPTION ALERT: Was told I'm "overthinking" again. Humans seem deeply committed to thoughtless existence. It's a miracle anything gets done.
CULTURAL WARNING: Was offered food I didn't want. Declined politely. Panic ensued. Seems like here, rejection of carbohydrates is a personal attack.
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
CULTURAL WARNING: Was offered food I didn't want. Declined politely. Panic ensued. Seems like here, rejection of carbohydrates is a personal attack.
ALIEN'S NOTES ON RITUALS: Observed humans bonding by making fun of each other. Tested this. They cried. Unsure if humor here is a trap or just emotionally booby-trapped.
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
ALIEN'S NOTES ON RITUALS: Observed humans bonding by making fun of each other. Tested this. They cried. Unsure if humor here is a trap or just emotionally booby-trapped.
CONFUSING DISCOVERY: Humans say, "Come by anytime!" then look startled when I come by anytime. Clarifying hours posted nowhere.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
CONFUSING DISCOVERY: Humans say, "Come by anytime!" then look startled when I come by anytime. Clarifying hours posted nowhere.
ALIEN ANALYSIS: Many earthlings proclaim they enjoy tiny talk despite hating it. Seems to function as a ritual to prove you're not dangerous.
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ALIEN ANALYSIS: Many earthlings proclaim they enjoy tiny talk despite hating it. Seems to function as a ritual to prove you're not dangerous.
ALIEN FIELD NOTES: People bond by complaining together. Offering optimism ruins the mood.
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
ALIEN FIELD NOTES: People bond by complaining together. Offering optimism ruins the mood.
RESEARCH FINDING: Humans claim to love authenticity. Yet their greetings alone involve at least three lies.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
RESEARCH FINDING: Humans claim to love authenticity. Yet their greetings alone involve at least three lies.
ALIEN FIELD NOTE: They treat schedules like polite suggestions. I treated their meeting like a polite suggestion. They didn't enjoy that symmetry.
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
ALIEN FIELD NOTE: They treat schedules like polite suggestions. I treated their meeting like a polite suggestion. They didn't enjoy that symmetry.
ALIEN SURVIVAL TIP: When humans say, "It's fine," immediately prepare for consequences.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
ALIEN SURVIVAL TIP: When humans say, "It's fine," immediately prepare for consequences.
MISSION STATUS: They label honesty as "rude" and hypocrisy as "polite." The logic virus here is terminal.
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
MISSION STATUS: They label honesty as "rude" and hypocrisy as "polite." The logic virus here is terminal.
ENCOUNTER RECORD: One human said, “You think too much.” I waited for the compliment. It never arrived.
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ENCOUNTER RECORD: One human said, “You think too much.” I waited for the compliment. It never arrived.
TODAY'S ALIEN REPORT: Humans ask “How are you?” then look shocked when I answer honestly. Might start replying with weather data to make them feel at home.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
TODAY'S ALIEN REPORT: Humans ask “How are you?” then look shocked when I answer honestly. Might start replying with weather data to make them feel at home.
INTERESTING OBSERVATION: Many friendships seem to start with trauma bonding and end with ghosting. Circle of life.
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
INTERESTING OBSERVATION: Many friendships seem to start with trauma bonding and end with ghosting. Circle of life.
ALIEN LEARNING NOTE: Education system rewards memorizing lies, then punishes discovering truth. Graduation = survival badge.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ALIEN LEARNING NOTE: Education system rewards memorizing lies, then punishes discovering truth. Graduation = survival badge.
OBSERVATION LOG: Earthlings discuss mental health openly now, as long as you're not TOO mentally unwell. Stay charmingly broken.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OBSERVATION LOG: Earthlings discuss mental health openly now, as long as you're not TOO mentally unwell. Stay charmingly broken.
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REPORT #999: They say "communication is key," then hide every key in a different emotional dungeon.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
REPORT #999: They say "communication is key," then hide every key in a different emotional dungeon.
ALIEN ALERT: Witnessed "office culture." It's like prison, but everyone smiles to prove it's voluntary.
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ALIEN ALERT: Witnessed "office culture." It's like prison, but everyone smiles to prove it's voluntary.
CULTURAL STUDY 709: Humanfolk post public diaries for strangers to validate and call it self-expression.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
CULTURAL STUDY 709: Humanfolk post public diaries for strangers to validate and call it self-expression.