T. O. Burnett
@authortoburnett.bsky.social
Sci-fi Novelist. Author of A Mezzo-lord’s Armor, the Sapien trilogy, and Circa 1740.
What have you done???
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What have you done???
Started my day with French toast and ended it with spaghetti. Would you believe both meals had less than 15 grams of carbs combined?
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Started my day with French toast and ended it with spaghetti. Would you believe both meals had less than 15 grams of carbs combined?
I’m seldom moved by the passing of celebrities. I’ve dealt with too much grief in my own circle. He seemed like a really good guy. We were born the same year, so it feels like we grew up together. He was a positive soul who made things better instead of worse. In the end, that’s all that matters.
July 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m seldom moved by the passing of celebrities. I’ve dealt with too much grief in my own circle. He seemed like a really good guy. We were born the same year, so it feels like we grew up together. He was a positive soul who made things better instead of worse. In the end, that’s all that matters.
Marry a perfect (for me) partner and $200k monthly.
July 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Marry a perfect (for me) partner and $200k monthly.
Team C by a hair over Team A.
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Team C by a hair over Team A.
Relationships have their ups and downs.
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Relationships have their ups and downs.
It finally happened. I’m so old and out of touch, I don’t know who any of them are. 🥴
May 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It finally happened. I’m so old and out of touch, I don’t know who any of them are. 🥴
Judge: “Let me get this straight. You want a divorce because she got in the car and said, ‘I think I left the stove on’? That seems extreme.”
Husband: “Funny you should choose that word…”
Husband: “Funny you should choose that word…”
April 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Judge: “Let me get this straight. You want a divorce because she got in the car and said, ‘I think I left the stove on’? That seems extreme.”
Husband: “Funny you should choose that word…”
Husband: “Funny you should choose that word…”
I haven’t stepped in any quicksand either.
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I haven’t stepped in any quicksand either.
RIP, Big George. One of the greatest personalities of all time and one hell of a fighter.
March 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
RIP, Big George. One of the greatest personalities of all time and one hell of a fighter.
Throwback tackle in DC.
March 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Throwback tackle in DC.
Wow, this seems like an excellent opportunity. I think I’ll take “Claire” up on that.
March 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wow, this seems like an excellent opportunity. I think I’ll take “Claire” up on that.
You know you’re a bad driver when your child’s first words are, “Put me in a child seat!”
February 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You know you’re a bad driver when your child’s first words are, “Put me in a child seat!”
A tenth, at best.
February 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A tenth, at best.
I had to dig into the crates (IYKYK) to make it through cardio this afternoon. These legends pulled me across the finish line. #RealHipHop
February 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I had to dig into the crates (IYKYK) to make it through cardio this afternoon. These legends pulled me across the finish line. #RealHipHop
You can’t trust anything these days.
February 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You can’t trust anything these days.
Damn, that’s wild.
January 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Damn, that’s wild.
