@authoreeholmes.bsky.social
Best-selling Author. Mama Bear. Activist. If the parking is bad, I'm not coming. ✌️
Repped by Logan Harper at JRT.
Repped by Logan Harper at JRT.
If you are feeling a bit sad or helpless with the state of the world, at least there are still rescue dogs discovering the joys of lake life for the first time. 🥰
July 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If you are feeling a bit sad or helpless with the state of the world, at least there are still rescue dogs discovering the joys of lake life for the first time. 🥰
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In 2016, Ken Paxton had the audacity to sit at my table and break bread with my family knowing full well that my son is trans, then SIX YEARS LATER wrote an opinion stating that families like mine shouldn't exist. Within days, a CPS investigator was in our home threatening to remove our children.🧵
July 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In 2016, Ken Paxton had the audacity to sit at my table and break bread with my family knowing full well that my son is trans, then SIX YEARS LATER wrote an opinion stating that families like mine shouldn't exist. Within days, a CPS investigator was in our home threatening to remove our children.🧵
Finding my books on a library shelf literally never gets old. I turn into a giddy kid every single time. 🥰
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Finding my books on a library shelf literally never gets old. I turn into a giddy kid every single time. 🥰
I DID IT!!! Just hit send on my revised standalone MS to my agent!!! 🎉🎉🎉 Time to pop some more Dayquil, consume snacks made mostly of cheese, curl up with my dog, and mindlessly watch something cozy and entertaining while completely ignoring the Superbowl.
February 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I DID IT!!! Just hit send on my revised standalone MS to my agent!!! 🎉🎉🎉 Time to pop some more Dayquil, consume snacks made mostly of cheese, curl up with my dog, and mindlessly watch something cozy and entertaining while completely ignoring the Superbowl.
Hey #booksky so I wrote a gaslamp fantasy trilogy about a theocratic patriarchal takeover of an alternate Victorian London where the oppressed magical population stages a massive rebellion.
Y'know, in case anyone wanted to read something like that for some reason...
Y'know, in case anyone wanted to read something like that for some reason...
January 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey #booksky so I wrote a gaslamp fantasy trilogy about a theocratic patriarchal takeover of an alternate Victorian London where the oppressed magical population stages a massive rebellion.
Y'know, in case anyone wanted to read something like that for some reason...
Y'know, in case anyone wanted to read something like that for some reason...
Good morning, and how are we all doing on the...
*checks calendar*
...5798643 day of January?
*checks calendar*
...5798643 day of January?
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Good morning, and how are we all doing on the...
*checks calendar*
...5798643 day of January?
*checks calendar*
...5798643 day of January?
Boosting! Any LGBTQ+ romance writers looking for editing?
ME: Professor of Writing with 20 years of experience who wants to gain experience editing and proofreading.
YOU: Romance writer (especially of lgbtq+ books) who needs some free editing and proofreading.
FOR: Mutually beneficial exchange of skills and recommendations.
#mmromance #romancewriters
YOU: Romance writer (especially of lgbtq+ books) who needs some free editing and proofreading.
FOR: Mutually beneficial exchange of skills and recommendations.
#mmromance #romancewriters
January 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Boosting! Any LGBTQ+ romance writers looking for editing?
I wish writing involved less sitting and more roundhouse kicking and screaming at the moon, I feel like that would help right now. #booksky
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wish writing involved less sitting and more roundhouse kicking and screaming at the moon, I feel like that would help right now. #booksky
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Come and join us! Play Indigenous Book Bingo and discover new Indigenous authors. #indigenousbooks #booksky
January 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Come and join us! Play Indigenous Book Bingo and discover new Indigenous authors. #indigenousbooks #booksky
Take care of yourself today.
Make a blanket fort.
Binge a comfort show.
Bury your head in a comfort read.
Just say no to hard pants.
Put cheese on all the things and eat them.
Snuggle the pets.
Sending gentle hugs to you all. ❤️
#skybooks
Make a blanket fort.
Binge a comfort show.
Bury your head in a comfort read.
Just say no to hard pants.
Put cheese on all the things and eat them.
Snuggle the pets.
Sending gentle hugs to you all. ❤️
#skybooks
January 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Take care of yourself today.
Make a blanket fort.
Binge a comfort show.
Bury your head in a comfort read.
Just say no to hard pants.
Put cheese on all the things and eat them.
Snuggle the pets.
Sending gentle hugs to you all. ❤️
#skybooks
Make a blanket fort.
Binge a comfort show.
Bury your head in a comfort read.
Just say no to hard pants.
Put cheese on all the things and eat them.
Snuggle the pets.
Sending gentle hugs to you all. ❤️
#skybooks
One perk of being an ADHD bookworm is that I can pre-order a book, immediately forget about it, and then when it arrives at my house months later, I am GENUINELY surprised to open it. It's like a gift I gave myself every. single. time. and frankly, I love that for me. #books
January 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One perk of being an ADHD bookworm is that I can pre-order a book, immediately forget about it, and then when it arrives at my house months later, I am GENUINELY surprised to open it. It's like a gift I gave myself every. single. time. and frankly, I love that for me. #books
Just saw an ad for a sweatshirt that says "My name is Junie B. Jones. The "B" stands for BACK on my BULLSHIT" and when I tell you I never hit "buy" so fast...
January 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just saw an ad for a sweatshirt that says "My name is Junie B. Jones. The "B" stands for BACK on my BULLSHIT" and when I tell you I never hit "buy" so fast...
Omg CO-SIGNED.
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Omg CO-SIGNED.
Fondly remembering that time I was interviewed by the New York Times, but instead of it being about the 20 novels I've written, it was about a viral tweet I wrote about Golden Girls Summer. Good times.
January 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Fondly remembering that time I was interviewed by the New York Times, but instead of it being about the 20 novels I've written, it was about a viral tweet I wrote about Golden Girls Summer. Good times.
I would rather write a whole entire second book than write a one page synopsis of the book I just finished and no, I will not elaborate.
January 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I would rather write a whole entire second book than write a one page synopsis of the book I just finished and no, I will not elaborate.
Help I am so tired of starting over and learning new platforms.😭
January 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Help I am so tired of starting over and learning new platforms.😭
You can't go back in time + make a book or an author unimportant to you in that moment, or unmake the parts of you they helped shape. It doesn't say anything bad about you if you loved a story by someone who turned out to be terrible. Be gentle with yourself. Find new stories + authors to support.
January 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You can't go back in time + make a book or an author unimportant to you in that moment, or unmake the parts of you they helped shape. It doesn't say anything bad about you if you loved a story by someone who turned out to be terrible. Be gentle with yourself. Find new stories + authors to support.
Does Bluesky like random rescue puppy pics? This is a vibe check.
January 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Does Bluesky like random rescue puppy pics? This is a vibe check.
It's not enough to read the books.
I need to figure out how to be physically swallowed by them, absorbed into the ink, and enveloped by the pages.
I need to figure out how to be physically swallowed by them, absorbed into the ink, and enveloped by the pages.
January 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's not enough to read the books.
I need to figure out how to be physically swallowed by them, absorbed into the ink, and enveloped by the pages.
I need to figure out how to be physically swallowed by them, absorbed into the ink, and enveloped by the pages.
Hi! *waves awkwardly*
No idea how this platform works, but here I am! I'm a best-selling author, fierce mama bear, and activist, so...
If you are here for:
-bookish content
-cozycore/hopecore/witchycore
-writer stuff
-occasional pet content
-inclusive vibes
-kindness and empathy
Let's connect!
No idea how this platform works, but here I am! I'm a best-selling author, fierce mama bear, and activist, so...
If you are here for:
-bookish content
-cozycore/hopecore/witchycore
-writer stuff
-occasional pet content
-inclusive vibes
-kindness and empathy
Let's connect!
January 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hi! *waves awkwardly*
No idea how this platform works, but here I am! I'm a best-selling author, fierce mama bear, and activist, so...
If you are here for:
-bookish content
-cozycore/hopecore/witchycore
-writer stuff
-occasional pet content
-inclusive vibes
-kindness and empathy
Let's connect!
No idea how this platform works, but here I am! I'm a best-selling author, fierce mama bear, and activist, so...
If you are here for:
-bookish content
-cozycore/hopecore/witchycore
-writer stuff
-occasional pet content
-inclusive vibes
-kindness and empathy
Let's connect!