keeping myself in the gym lately by curating my entire feed to be people who are hotter and more fit than me so if I sit and scroll for even a few minutes I wanna cry and go workout
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
keeping myself in the gym lately by curating my entire feed to be people who are hotter and more fit than me so if I sit and scroll for even a few minutes I wanna cry and go workout
I cannot wait for the collective psychosis hype around those two men to die idc if I’m a hater why am I seeing them upwards of 30 times a day despite actively avoiding the content
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I cannot wait for the collective psychosis hype around those two men to die idc if I’m a hater why am I seeing them upwards of 30 times a day despite actively avoiding the content
chest day - tiddie pump profile went crazy
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 PM
chest day - tiddie pump profile went crazy
Free feet and socks from the dirty locker room
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Free feet and socks from the dirty locker room
very annoying to me that there’s an empty gym 2 minutes from my apartment but it is inside steamworks so i cannot realistically use it as my main gym
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
very annoying to me that there’s an empty gym 2 minutes from my apartment but it is inside steamworks so i cannot realistically use it as my main gym
Once again asking how do you get A list design clients and then just type in helvetica on their album cover because I recreated the harry cover in 2 minutes flat for a flyer and it’s pissing me off thinking how much someone prob got paid for typing in a circle
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Once again asking how do you get A list design clients and then just type in helvetica on their album cover because I recreated the harry cover in 2 minutes flat for a flyer and it’s pissing me off thinking how much someone prob got paid for typing in a circle
theory - the monday dj at hydrate sucks and overcompensates by cranking bass so high it shakes the pictures off my walls
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
theory - the monday dj at hydrate sucks and overcompensates by cranking bass so high it shakes the pictures off my walls
sick to death of those two fuckass actors being forced on me in every feed on every app I doNTCAREE
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
sick to death of those two fuckass actors being forced on me in every feed on every app I doNTCAREE
Started tracking macros and unfortunately the reason I don’t have the body I want is drinking and the absolutely unhinged food hauls that follow my nights out … sad day.
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Started tracking macros and unfortunately the reason I don’t have the body I want is drinking and the absolutely unhinged food hauls that follow my nights out … sad day.
favorite hobby now unironically being NYT crossword book in a bath, oh I’m 70 years old
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
favorite hobby now unironically being NYT crossword book in a bath, oh I’m 70 years old
Love the day at home after hosting - space still set up for a party, leftover snacks for every meal, glitter everywhere
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Love the day at home after hosting - space still set up for a party, leftover snacks for every meal, glitter everywhere
People I don’t know throwing up in my hallway half an hour into the new year I fear I threw too open a party
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
People I don’t know throwing up in my hallway half an hour into the new year I fear I threw too open a party
multiple steamworks invites tn and I think that being there is the only thing sadder than spending the holiday at home alone
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
multiple steamworks invites tn and I think that being there is the only thing sadder than spending the holiday at home alone
one night out w the girls can rly change ur perspective on life
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
one night out w the girls can rly change ur perspective on life
could never live w someone again bc I am constantly taking baths that span hours, just an obscene amount of bathroom time
December 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
could never live w someone again bc I am constantly taking baths that span hours, just an obscene amount of bathroom time
started watching love island and I think it is written specifically to be my worst nightmare if I got pushed aside for someone hotter like that id kill myself in front of all of them
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
started watching love island and I think it is written specifically to be my worst nightmare if I got pushed aside for someone hotter like that id kill myself in front of all of them
Making myself absolutely sick for days thinking a commission looks like ass and finally sending it only for the client to gag over it
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Making myself absolutely sick for days thinking a commission looks like ass and finally sending it only for the client to gag over it
The thought of holiday travel in a few days makes me literally want to blow my brains out
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The thought of holiday travel in a few days makes me literally want to blow my brains out
it can be so healing to go to a new club and make out w a new man … that is what life is about I think
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
it can be so healing to go to a new club and make out w a new man … that is what life is about I think
Going to the grocery store is so annoying, just sweaty and overstimulated and winded when I get home and everything is expensive
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Going to the grocery store is so annoying, just sweaty and overstimulated and winded when I get home and everything is expensive
Rainbow crosswalks going back in rn in boystown - on halsted and buckingham :’)
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Rainbow crosswalks going back in rn in boystown - on halsted and buckingham :’)
Growing mustache back bc I just saw this pic and got sad
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Growing mustache back bc I just saw this pic and got sad
Weighed in at 215 at the dr today biig boy
May 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Weighed in at 215 at the dr today biig boy
nobody cares about big hairy man tiddies anymore
March 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
nobody cares about big hairy man tiddies anymore
I came home after an hr to do my puzzle and watch TLC
Not drinking and trying to still go out to see friends kinda blows bc when I have a little drink I feel flirty and wanna put on a cute outfit and be seen, but sober… I do not want you to look at me, I wanna stay home and watch TLC and sip my ice water maybe do a puzzle
March 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I came home after an hr to do my puzzle and watch TLC