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Austin Johnsen
@austinj.bsky.social
Corp Dev. All I want is leopards to eat faces
Larry David needs to do something about this. She's making reruns of Curb unwatchable
February 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Elon's a piece of shit but this is aggressively stupid. Teslas actually exist
February 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Damn reddit, this rough
February 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This looks like he's barefoot in a public bathroom
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
January 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Imagine reviewing McDonald's on doordash and complaining your Big Mac didn't look like the picture
December 21, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Happy Shen Yun season to all who celebrate
December 15, 2024 at 8:35 PM
This is definitely the worst gift I've ever received
December 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
What percent of a media company like IGN's revenue comes from them reposting trailers for a cut of that sweet YT ad revenue? I'd bet it's a material amount for zero value add (but the game and movie companies just want the reach, so they're good with it)
December 14, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I'm friends with insane people
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 PM
No fucking shit you fucking morons
November 14, 2024 at 5:26 AM
How fucked is Nauta @kenwhite.bsky.social?
July 6, 2023 at 5:21 PM
All I want to know is when the first burp in a movie happened and Google is useless and Bard and ChatGPT outright claim the other is wrong
May 25, 2023 at 11:46 PM
@ryanbroderick.bsky.social I found this interesting because I'd argue it's an example of the AI being wrong? No one's losing weight by just being more active. It's all about diet
May 20, 2023 at 3:01 PM
This is awesome
May 8, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Yikes
May 4, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Someone rushing to pay off a 3.5% mortgage physically pains me
May 4, 2023 at 12:21 AM
This app slaps
April 29, 2023 at 8:24 PM
I still have no idea what it means for an app to be federated (and my guess is I don't ever want to learn) @ryanbroderick.bsky.social
April 28, 2023 at 6:35 PM