austin, a person
@austinaperson.bsky.social
it's not you; it's i
I’m already in suspense
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m already in suspense
Completely serious, this is the worst don delillo imitation I’ve ever read
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Completely serious, this is the worst don delillo imitation I’ve ever read
Agh, Gravity’s Rainbone was right there for the taking
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Agh, Gravity’s Rainbone was right there for the taking
Still shocked they tried that after the disaster that was the Finnegan’s Woof episode
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Still shocked they tried that after the disaster that was the Finnegan’s Woof episode
Aight ima take a shot here.
Cyril
Lonnie
Irving
Franklin
Wesley
Edmund
Nat
Cyril
Lonnie
Irving
Franklin
Wesley
Edmund
Nat
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Aight ima take a shot here.
Cyril
Lonnie
Irving
Franklin
Wesley
Edmund
Nat
Cyril
Lonnie
Irving
Franklin
Wesley
Edmund
Nat
Flip em round
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Flip em round
Our annual drive-home-from-the-turkey-trot soundtrack. So funny, still
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Our annual drive-home-from-the-turkey-trot soundtrack. So funny, still
Ah yes, the long established standard that it’s not harassment if you don’t tag someone
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ah yes, the long established standard that it’s not harassment if you don’t tag someone
Is it The Bear?
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is it The Bear?
hahahaha yikes
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
hahahaha yikes
Well dammit now I gotta see
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Well dammit now I gotta see
Premise rejected
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Premise rejected
I still remember the incredulity on my wife’s face at the end of that movie as she said “wait, they’re not gonna bone?”
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I still remember the incredulity on my wife’s face at the end of that movie as she said “wait, they’re not gonna bone?”
I’ve said this before but I want a word that means the type of falsehood that everyone in the world understands to be a falsehood except for establishment dems and members of legacy media
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’ve said this before but I want a word that means the type of falsehood that everyone in the world understands to be a falsehood except for establishment dems and members of legacy media
See, what you gotta do there is deep fry it. Or at least spatchcock the tortellini
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
See, what you gotta do there is deep fry it. Or at least spatchcock the tortellini
Hell yes. Storaro takes that baby somewhere argento never quite went again imo
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hell yes. Storaro takes that baby somewhere argento never quite went again imo
Hakeem Jeffries currently whipping votes to formally sanction
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hakeem Jeffries currently whipping votes to formally sanction
Which, in turn, are topped only by Brad Pitt childbirth sex jokes in Tree of Life
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Which, in turn, are topped only by Brad Pitt childbirth sex jokes in Tree of Life
Topped only by the sharks scenes in Tree of Life
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Topped only by the sharks scenes in Tree of Life
would’ve followed, then almost certainly unfollowed, then enjoyed every qt’d dunk that came across my tl
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
would’ve followed, then almost certainly unfollowed, then enjoyed every qt’d dunk that came across my tl