Aunty Otter™ feat. Newton & Ptolemy
@auntyotter.bsky.social
Learn to fly. Do it now.
And mind how you go.
-Terry Pratchett
Chaotic Good
And mind how you go.
-Terry Pratchett
Chaotic Good
Things to remember today:
1. The name of The Kennedy Center can only be changed by an act of Congress not a vote by the Board.
2. If drug prices were being dropped by 600% they'd be paying us 6x the cost to take them. Stupid speeches are stupid.
1. The name of The Kennedy Center can only be changed by an act of Congress not a vote by the Board.
2. If drug prices were being dropped by 600% they'd be paying us 6x the cost to take them. Stupid speeches are stupid.
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Things to remember today:
1. The name of The Kennedy Center can only be changed by an act of Congress not a vote by the Board.
2. If drug prices were being dropped by 600% they'd be paying us 6x the cost to take them. Stupid speeches are stupid.
1. The name of The Kennedy Center can only be changed by an act of Congress not a vote by the Board.
2. If drug prices were being dropped by 600% they'd be paying us 6x the cost to take them. Stupid speeches are stupid.
NCIS you sneaky bastiches. Yes that is what I would call a curveball!
No spoilers, latest episode.
No spoilers, latest episode.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
NCIS you sneaky bastiches. Yes that is what I would call a curveball!
No spoilers, latest episode.
No spoilers, latest episode.
I had such an intense Mounjaro belch when I sat up in bed this morning I almost offended myself!
Veered back to entertained fast though.
Veered back to entertained fast though.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I had such an intense Mounjaro belch when I sat up in bed this morning I almost offended myself!
Veered back to entertained fast though.
Veered back to entertained fast though.
Hella cute today. I got a ton of compliments on this outfit.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hella cute today. I got a ton of compliments on this outfit.
2 batches of orange cinnamon roll french toast bake prepped and ready to bake, one for tomorrow evening one for Thursday morning, orange cinnamon glaze ready to go as well!
If the whole thing is as good as the glaze, I should hopefully have 2 sets of very happy people.
If the whole thing is as good as the glaze, I should hopefully have 2 sets of very happy people.
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
2 batches of orange cinnamon roll french toast bake prepped and ready to bake, one for tomorrow evening one for Thursday morning, orange cinnamon glaze ready to go as well!
If the whole thing is as good as the glaze, I should hopefully have 2 sets of very happy people.
If the whole thing is as good as the glaze, I should hopefully have 2 sets of very happy people.
So this is a fancy way of saying 'bursitis' but it's a dysfunction that really, really sucks. Especially when it's just high pain most of the time.
www.nhslanarkshire.scot.nhs.uk/services/phy...
www.nhslanarkshire.scot.nhs.uk/services/phy...
Greater Trochanteric Pain Syndrome | NHS Lanarkshire
www.nhslanarkshire.scot.nhs.uk
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So this is a fancy way of saying 'bursitis' but it's a dysfunction that really, really sucks. Especially when it's just high pain most of the time.
www.nhslanarkshire.scot.nhs.uk/services/phy...
www.nhslanarkshire.scot.nhs.uk/services/phy...
Yarp.
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yarp.
Oh my gosh I almost missed it!
Happy 5th (!!) Birthd-ish (we don't know the exact day so I go with the 10th) to the most beautiful, mouthy, opinionated floofy miscreant to ever have sashayed through a room!
Happy 5th (!!) Birthd-ish (we don't know the exact day so I go with the 10th) to the most beautiful, mouthy, opinionated floofy miscreant to ever have sashayed through a room!
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh my gosh I almost missed it!
Happy 5th (!!) Birthd-ish (we don't know the exact day so I go with the 10th) to the most beautiful, mouthy, opinionated floofy miscreant to ever have sashayed through a room!
Happy 5th (!!) Birthd-ish (we don't know the exact day so I go with the 10th) to the most beautiful, mouthy, opinionated floofy miscreant to ever have sashayed through a room!
The psychiatrist increased my Lexapro dose half again (10mg/day to 15mg/day)
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The psychiatrist increased my Lexapro dose half again (10mg/day to 15mg/day)
I was going for an "outfit of the day" but got this instead.
Caption it!
Caption it!
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I was going for an "outfit of the day" but got this instead.
Caption it!
Caption it!
Do you think he's comfortable downstairs?
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Do you think he's comfortable downstairs?
I really need to start following my cats around with a camera when they're out in the house. In the past few days, Newt has started doing that tilty-headed face rub against Dale's snout whenever he's getting sniffed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I really need to start following my cats around with a camera when they're out in the house. In the past few days, Newt has started doing that tilty-headed face rub against Dale's snout whenever he's getting sniffed.
A real find! $5.85 at goodwill, Banana Republic size 14. Retail is usually between $70-150 depending on the style.
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A real find! $5.85 at goodwill, Banana Republic size 14. Retail is usually between $70-150 depending on the style.
I spent way more time on this than I really needed to.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I spent way more time on this than I really needed to.
In case the dude wasn't already disgusting AF
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
Democrats Released New Images From Epstein Island, And There's...Uhh...One That's Particularly Strange
"I think I speak for all of us when I say 'what the actual f**k'!"
www.buzzfeed.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In case the dude wasn't already disgusting AF
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
Know what's a really weird aspect of having lost so much weight?
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Know what's a really weird aspect of having lost so much weight?
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
Just refilled 7/10 meds (one of which I paid for but won't be ready until Monday, but better safe right?). Another is due for a refill but isn't super expensive and the other 2 are just done.
$87.
$87.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just refilled 7/10 meds (one of which I paid for but won't be ready until Monday, but better safe right?). Another is due for a refill but isn't super expensive and the other 2 are just done.
$87.
$87.
So I found this thing sitting on top of the cardboard scratch pad last night or this mornin, and it was completely unfamiliar to me. Not altogether an odd experience given... you know... memory potholes. So I put it aside and didn't think much of it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So I found this thing sitting on top of the cardboard scratch pad last night or this mornin, and it was completely unfamiliar to me. Not altogether an odd experience given... you know... memory potholes. So I put it aside and didn't think much of it.
You know what's fun*?
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You know what's fun*?
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.