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Aunt Hortense (acquitted)
@aunthortense.bsky.social
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Calcium and spite // cryptid // professional naysayer
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Modern: “Why are men?”

Vintage: “All Bachelors are, and many are worse still.”
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Lol, so bad at this.
February 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Apply this universally and now you understand why corporate America is such a sloppy mess.
And, perhaps most alarmingly, games are growing more expensive because of rampant mismanagement - because of companies chasing trends, making bad bets and lacking a clear creative vision. Inefficient workflows, technological shifts and insecure executives can all be the cause of wasted time, which equates to higher budgets. A common example these days is taking a team with years of experience making single-player games and pivoting them to a multiplayer game as a service.
January 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Never have I recoiled so quickly from a fabric.
Fabric with tribble/gremlin looking cats on it. It’s meant to be cute but it’s creepy as hell.
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I was not expecting to get beat in this category, but here we are.
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December 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Yeah MMT would say that’s a terrible idea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_...
Modern monetary theory or modern money theory (MMT) is a heterodox[1] macroeconomic theory that describes currency as a public monopoly and unemployment as evidence that a currency monopolist is overly restricting the supply of the financial assets needed to pay taxes and satisfy savings desires.[non-primary source needed] According to MMT, governments do not need to worry about accumulating debt since they can pay interest by printing money. MMT argues that the primary risk once the economy reaches full employment is inflation, which acts as the only constraint on spending. MMT also argues that inflation can be controlled by increasing taxes on everyone, to reduce the spending capacity of the private sector.[2][3][verification needed][4]
November 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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I’m calling it Emerald City. ☺️
Photo of fabric palette in a solid emerald green hombre Photo of Lemoyne Star by Laundry Basket Quilts quilt pattern front page Photo of fabric scraps with a rotary cutter.
October 27, 2023 at 2:41 AM
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You know what? 100% reasonable, actually.
Picture is a circle of mushrooms in the grass with a sign saying “fuck around + find out”. Below is text: Me: so why mushrooms as portals? Fairies: look man, even we don’t mess with mushrooms alright! Sometimes they opens up a portal to the Ilan portals and it’s just best to. It question it. Me: so wait. You don’t make the dairy circles? Fairy: no. Mushrooms decide.
August 2, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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Just finished Good Omens.

My heart. My soul.
Donald Glover as Troy Barnes in Community, with the subtitles “My emotions! My emotions!”
July 30, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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Plant make eggs, so fruit from egg plant that makes eggs are eggs, but that would be confusing so they are eggplant instead of egg (bird).
July 30, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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The very kind people at the occult shop informed me the critter’s name is Armadillon.
June 23, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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Hello World.
June 23, 2023 at 3:38 AM