Charlie/Velvette !!

I think I dreamed about going apeshit online and you all sometimes tempt me to actually do so. you're all so very lucky I have such impeccable self restraint

at least there's *some* precedent. I've had to be the one to make up shipnames before and I stress every time...

I would pay to see them get into a truly bitter argument in the middle of the hardware aisle. the employees have to put up signs so everyone else knows to avoid that section of the store for a while

I use a very large, clean paintbrush for sweeping them off the table itself. like the kind you use for walls and stuff. and then for getting them off anything else that might have been on the table uhh... praying mostly

whenever I finish a sewing project I think to myself yay yippee project completed!!! and then I look down at my sewing table and. The Threads. The Corners....

I also think it's important that everyone know that while uploading this I accidentally clicked on the screenshot edit I made of (canon) Baxter over the trans flag instead and was very tempted to just leave it