David Wright (it/them)
@auldgye.bsky.social
Retired. Ex-(pick any)-farmer, medical laboratory technologist, retail manager, weather observer, aerologic research technician, ozone research technician, officer-in-charge, computer programmer. What can I say? I have varied interests.
They're called what they are. A halo. 'Ring of light'. Get it? If you want to see some really spectacular ones, try the Arctic Archipelago in the middle of Dark Season.
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
They're called what they are. A halo. 'Ring of light'. Get it? If you want to see some really spectacular ones, try the Arctic Archipelago in the middle of Dark Season.
Beats this: Wife: "Dear, why is there a frozen burrito in the baby's crib?" Husband: "Dear Lord, don't let the baby be in the microwave!" 😁
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Beats this: Wife: "Dear, why is there a frozen burrito in the baby's crib?" Husband: "Dear Lord, don't let the baby be in the microwave!" 😁
If by 'rein in' you mean 'stuff his giant orange potato head up his fat hairy butt', then yeah, we really, really need to do that.
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If by 'rein in' you mean 'stuff his giant orange potato head up his fat hairy butt', then yeah, we really, really need to do that.
Noem wants herself kicked out of the country? Agreed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Noem wants herself kicked out of the country? Agreed.
No 'or something' involved. Just stupid.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
No 'or something' involved. Just stupid.
How do you suppose that happens? YOU pay those tarriffs. They're not being paid from somewhere else. Americans pay them. How does America make money that way? If it were even possible, all I'd have to do is start a little grocery store, buy groceries from myself and I'd get rich.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
How do you suppose that happens? YOU pay those tarriffs. They're not being paid from somewhere else. Americans pay them. How does America make money that way? If it were even possible, all I'd have to do is start a little grocery store, buy groceries from myself and I'd get rich.
Yeah, but Noem knows that Donny doesn't have the vaguest farting clue, so she's just pulling numbers out of her butt.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Yeah, but Noem knows that Donny doesn't have the vaguest farting clue, so she's just pulling numbers out of her butt.
Faulty assumption. You assume that just because sometimes his eyes are open and his mouth is making sounds he's actually awake...
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Faulty assumption. You assume that just because sometimes his eyes are open and his mouth is making sounds he's actually awake...
He does realize that wood floats, right??
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He does realize that wood floats, right??
Oh, an 'advanced' music enjoyer. I humbly beg your forgiveness, Oh August Lord! Kind of like Trump calling himself a 'jeenyus', huh? Don't bust your arm patting yourself on the back, there, buckwheat... 😄
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oh, an 'advanced' music enjoyer. I humbly beg your forgiveness, Oh August Lord! Kind of like Trump calling himself a 'jeenyus', huh? Don't bust your arm patting yourself on the back, there, buckwheat... 😄
Here we go. The "Who? Me???" defense.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Here we go. The "Who? Me???" defense.
Just as you'd expect from an insane president who appointed a junkie to administer *health*.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just as you'd expect from an insane president who appointed a junkie to administer *health*.
Well, safer if you're a criminal, yes. If you're an working American Citizen, then it's not safer - it's a whole lot more dangerous. Now you have the criminals, the criminals who were jailed and released, and Trump's personal SS that rounds up American citizens and chucks them in Gulags.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Well, safer if you're a criminal, yes. If you're an working American Citizen, then it's not safer - it's a whole lot more dangerous. Now you have the criminals, the criminals who were jailed and released, and Trump's personal SS that rounds up American citizens and chucks them in Gulags.
In other words, "Stop!" *BANG* "Or I'll shoot!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
In other words, "Stop!" *BANG* "Or I'll shoot!"
How could you possibly tell?
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
How could you possibly tell?
That's the 'last of 2025', isn't it??
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That's the 'last of 2025', isn't it??
The rule of law is anathema to criminals. You aren't aware of this?
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The rule of law is anathema to criminals. You aren't aware of this?
Not to mention a drooling pedophile with a dead Pomeranian on his head.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Not to mention a drooling pedophile with a dead Pomeranian on his head.
Nobody is going down as the greatest President for wiping his butt with the constitution, peeing on it, and then setting it on fire.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Nobody is going down as the greatest President for wiping his butt with the constitution, peeing on it, and then setting it on fire.
You forgot to mention that they pissed off Canada, so the tap on the discount Bitumen they've been getting got switched off. Now they've got to find an alternate source of cheap oil before the sticker-price of a gallon of gas climbs or they'll face a whole country full of screaming motorists.
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You forgot to mention that they pissed off Canada, so the tap on the discount Bitumen they've been getting got switched off. Now they've got to find an alternate source of cheap oil before the sticker-price of a gallon of gas climbs or they'll face a whole country full of screaming motorists.
Excellent idea, Elon. See ya. Have fun in South Africa.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Excellent idea, Elon. See ya. Have fun in South Africa.
Sure I've used Siri. I also like to drill holes in my skull and fill them with acid sometimes... 🤪
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Sure I've used Siri. I also like to drill holes in my skull and fill them with acid sometimes... 🤪
Say, Donny, wasn't it YOU who checked, vetted, and granted asylum to the guy who just shot two National Guardsmen in DC??
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Say, Donny, wasn't it YOU who checked, vetted, and granted asylum to the guy who just shot two National Guardsmen in DC??