thank you, thank you. you're too kind. ✨

... mondegreen? is that- it keeps the first syllable i guess...

... that's not even that close. sorry. i'll do better next time.

keheh.

[ pulling out her wallet. a fly buzzes out as she opens it up, but there is nonetheless sixty D$ in the abyss. ]

... was never great with money, but i figure if i gotta make an impulse purchase it should be something important.

best i can do is sixty.

... one of them is waaay higher than the other though.

[ ...biting her tongue so hard it bleeds, but. keeping quiet. everyone applaud /j ]

... maybe i need to start doing that.

... ...
no. he'd like it if i socked him.

he's charming! he's cute! he's funny! his heart's not PURE but when it comes to it he cares about people other than himself. but you don't see that much.

i don't think there's ever a world where he changes, but... i wish i saw more of that. it'd mean i get a lot less dirty looks, if NOTHIN' else!

( @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social )

[ SPAMTON - Sleazebag that's wormed his way into your heart. The palpitations that came of this are no coincidence. ]

oooOOOh, this motherfucker. i... fuck, man, i don't get it. i really don't. 'n it pisses me off bad, because i like him... sometimes.

kinda modest about it. kinda wild, if you ask me. and you're telling me she gets to work for a TV star? i'd be telling everyone. living the dream, lighting the lights, rocking the blue guys in the cupboard... talk about the mom that stepped up, huh?

[ she cackles. ] i like her, i dunno.

( @motormouthdice.bsky.social )

[ BATTAT - Not all that thick of a Pippins despite rumors suggesting otherwise. She never struck you as very stupid, though, so maybe the dice is loaded some other way... ]

funny motherfucker. i love a bitch that can make green look good... so rare these days.

well, something like that, anyway.

i gotta wonder if that gets to his head any? ego the size of the moon, y'think? crushing weight of only being wanted for your legacy?

... pshh. prolly not. he's got a real head on his shoulders. good kid. could stand to learn some darker magic, though!

( @pushoflove.isfluffy.fyi )

[ RALSEI - Any rhymes you'd be willing to spin end rather gloomily, so you blindly believe that this fuzzball's motives are something bleaker without any proof. ]

i like him. there's a lotta those kids that are kinda pining for a prince, i'm told. or a princess or...

it's just...

what cass said about her. how she's repeating the same things she used to. they're just kids, i dunno if they know any better, man. and i wanna assume things are okay, but...

tsk. whatever.
maybe it's better for us both if we don't let that color how we feel, yeah?

( @satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi )

[ "PLUSHSEI" - Cotton heart and button eye / Looks just like a fluffy guy. Not to suggest she is one, if what you've heard is true, but the resemblance to an old friend's undeniable. ]

... s'- s' not fair to call it COMPLICATED, cuz it isn't. she's nice, i think.

she's... mn.
i don't get it. like, after the tank, after my loss, after kinda chewing her the fuck out about being better and about- she's... she's hurting so bad, and i can't just- *fix* that.

... i'm glad she's still here, but...

[ she trails off. "but what if one day she isn't again?" ]