🦆🦆 Goose
@auguries.bsky.social
(they/them) I write, I read, I play tabletop games and video games.
Bookshelf complete, sink recaulked, faucet replaced. Productive week.
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Bookshelf complete, sink recaulked, faucet replaced. Productive week.
Not to talk about hardware on main, but I cannot stress how dogshit phillips head screws are. Flatheads are dogshit for traction, phillips heads are so strippable it's comical. Square head screws are where it's at and they should be the default that comes with most hardware installs.
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Not to talk about hardware on main, but I cannot stress how dogshit phillips head screws are. Flatheads are dogshit for traction, phillips heads are so strippable it's comical. Square head screws are where it's at and they should be the default that comes with most hardware installs.
Ever since they made Black Mage more mobile in FFXIV, other players seem to think I'll move for them when spread AOEs go out, and like... Just cuz I can does not mean I will.
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Ever since they made Black Mage more mobile in FFXIV, other players seem to think I'll move for them when spread AOEs go out, and like... Just cuz I can does not mean I will.
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Have executed what I am calling Draft 1 of my elf yaoi manicure, but I'll post pictures tomorrow when the light is better.
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Have executed what I am calling Draft 1 of my elf yaoi manicure, but I'll post pictures tomorrow when the light is better.
I feel like, if you're a sports team that calls yourself the 'New York [Name]', but your stadium is in New Jersey and you're based out of New Jersey? You're a Jersey team. Sorry. It's just like... Oh, so their stadiums are good enough for you to play in, but you won't take the name of the state?
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I feel like, if you're a sports team that calls yourself the 'New York [Name]', but your stadium is in New Jersey and you're based out of New Jersey? You're a Jersey team. Sorry. It's just like... Oh, so their stadiums are good enough for you to play in, but you won't take the name of the state?
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The stance that bad people make bad art is really just going to hurt you when inevitably, if you like ANY art at all, you’re gonn run into someone who’s great at it who sucks
Acknowledging bad people can make good art is vital to accepting when someone tells you an artist you like has done wrong
Acknowledging bad people can make good art is vital to accepting when someone tells you an artist you like has done wrong
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
February 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The stance that bad people make bad art is really just going to hurt you when inevitably, if you like ANY art at all, you’re gonn run into someone who’s great at it who sucks
Acknowledging bad people can make good art is vital to accepting when someone tells you an artist you like has done wrong
Acknowledging bad people can make good art is vital to accepting when someone tells you an artist you like has done wrong
I can't believe I've been playing this game for like 2 weeks and I've already peaked.
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I can't believe I've been playing this game for like 2 weeks and I've already peaked.
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February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Uuuugh it's raining *again*?
⬆️ lives in a rainforest region
⬆️ lives in a rainforest region
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Uuuugh it's raining *again*?
⬆️ lives in a rainforest region
⬆️ lives in a rainforest region
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Ishgard is very cold, but some elezen are very warm ✨☀️✨
March 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ishgard is very cold, but some elezen are very warm ✨☀️✨
Had this brief flash of anxiety about my fanfic output while doing the dishes, b/c I've been working on other things atm, and oscillating wildly on my feelings about engagement.
Then I saw it was past 11pm and I was like, 'Oh, nevermind. None of these thoughts can be trusted.'
Then I saw it was past 11pm and I was like, 'Oh, nevermind. None of these thoughts can be trusted.'
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Had this brief flash of anxiety about my fanfic output while doing the dishes, b/c I've been working on other things atm, and oscillating wildly on my feelings about engagement.
Then I saw it was past 11pm and I was like, 'Oh, nevermind. None of these thoughts can be trusted.'
Then I saw it was past 11pm and I was like, 'Oh, nevermind. None of these thoughts can be trusted.'
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I think the funniest thing you can do to piss people off in a fandom is point at a character that is sexualized to the point of almost being a parody, and go 'oh, that's performative. they're ace, actually.'
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I think the funniest thing you can do to piss people off in a fandom is point at a character that is sexualized to the point of almost being a parody, and go 'oh, that's performative. they're ace, actually.'
Both her (Nana Daigo) and the woman she's talking about (Makio Kodai) are such vibes tbh.
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Both her (Nana Daigo) and the woman she's talking about (Makio Kodai) are such vibes tbh.
Listening and learning and taking notes
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Listening and learning and taking notes
They've peeled my beautiful boy again, so he gets tucked in when it's cold now.
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
They've peeled my beautiful boy again, so he gets tucked in when it's cold now.
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A friendly reminder from your mexican croc neighbor to get your booster shots of the season
January 23, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A friendly reminder from your mexican croc neighbor to get your booster shots of the season
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Do you have any idea how funny it is to put your audiobook of Terry Pratchett's Making Money on hold while paying cash, and having the cashier tell you 'hey, I think this bill might be counterfeit'?
January 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Do you have any idea how funny it is to put your audiobook of Terry Pratchett's Making Money on hold while paying cash, and having the cashier tell you 'hey, I think this bill might be counterfeit'?
It's always funny that Steam keeps recommending me more MMOs to play. Like 'Hey, you've sunk thousands of hours of your life into this game, could you squeeze in another game that also wants you to play it for years?' No????? It's literally lightning in a bottle.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's always funny that Steam keeps recommending me more MMOs to play. Like 'Hey, you've sunk thousands of hours of your life into this game, could you squeeze in another game that also wants you to play it for years?' No????? It's literally lightning in a bottle.
Husband, from the other room: I have two sources of joy in my life right now: making jokes about minions, and fujoing out so hard I make myself physically ill.
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Husband, from the other room: I have two sources of joy in my life right now: making jokes about minions, and fujoing out so hard I make myself physically ill.
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your honor my client panicked and this should not be held against them
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
your honor my client panicked and this should not be held against them