Pilates princess

I have created a Vancouver BC Starter Pack so you can follow all your favorite cuties. ✨

Let me know if you would like to be included.

go.bsky.app/4it4Poo

I keep seeing ads for the autonomous Neo humanoid bot and $500/month or a flat 20k isn’t that expensive for doing cooking, cleaning, laundry, and organizing. It can even pick up after your dog and you can teach it tasks that it doesn’t know. Also if your pet has separation anxiety, huge bonus!

In my natural habitat 🪴

I just discovered cherry garcia ice cream and I’m obsessed.

Girl math is justifying being stuck on the couch for 90% of the day, so wouldn’t it make sense to get the LED mask I’ve been wanting and reap skin and beauty benefits at the same time?

Marriage is scary because what if you marry someone that doesn’t book the 5 star hotel for its clawfoot bathtub 🛁

Aye aye captain ⛵️

Recovering from surgery looks like hours of Nintendo Switch, learning how to crochet a cactus, endless puppy cuddles and finding hot new TV shows to watch.

I just received $200 Uber Eats Gift Card from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/audreyb92 #throne

Thank you to all my girls and handsome gents who wished me a speedy recovery. Can’t wait to be back in a few weeks. I’m in more pain than anticipated, but doing well binging the Good Doctor and eating sushi. Jokes aside, I thought the frame TV in my room was actually a painting. I get the hype!

I’m drawn to dinner dates, overnights and shared travels because they’re the kind of dates where time slows down and isn’t rushed. It gives the connection time to unfold and build naturally. There’s nothing like creating memories together, and spending cozy nights curled up together.

Heading back to Toronto Feb 16-23. Get in touch if you’d like to plan a date 😘

Golden hour

Pink to make the gentlemen wink 😉

Sundays are meant for being lazy in bed curled up next to each other.

Watching my pup play in the snow for the first time is pure joy ✨

Santa called and said I’ve been both naughty and nice this year so feel free to reward whichever side you enjoyed most. It’s never too late to slip a present under my tree.

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Hello bluesky fam 🦋 I’ve moved platforms due to the current hellscape twitters become suspending all our accounts.