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Do not meddle in the affairs of apparently harmless middle-aged women, for they are subtle and quick to anger

No DMs because Bluesky won't let me.

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Sometimes you just need some pterry in your life. This is one of those times. Imma re-read the Death books, leading up to the seasonally appropriate Hogfather.
Hogswatch is coming!

#BookSky 💙📚
#DiscWorld 🐢
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
After a run of really enjoyable reads I am currently wading through a swamp of meh.

#BookSky 💙📚
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
LOVE YOU EVERTON
#CHEEVE
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Cheers for that, Villa.
Heigh Ho Aston Villa, indeed.

#VILARS
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I don't think I can get through this. The cringe!

#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We're going to Ingurland, aren't we?

#WorldCupDraw
#Scotland
#NoScotlandNoParty
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What I read/listened to in November, via @thestorygraph.com

Currently on 337 day reading streak, 60 books read so far this year (26 was my target!). Yay for consuming books on paper and ereader and audio. In the words of the mighty #BookGoblin, Book Is Book.

#BookSky 💙📚
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Man city women making substitutions at half time? What is this witchcraft?

#MCWFC
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Me, DNFing 2 books in a week
a man in a suit and tie is disappointed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is disappointed
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me, declining an offer from a trainee to help out with my mountain of mock marking

#TeacherLife
a close up of a man 's face with the words maybe i like the misery above him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words maybe i like the misery above him
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
See you in north America, we'll bring the party!
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
HE LOVES THE TARTAN ARMY

#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The sleep coach on my Garmin says I need to relax today and avoid stressful activities, particularly before bedtime.

Not today, Garmin. Not today.

#SCODEN
#NoScotlandNoParty
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
THIS. IS. OUR. CITY.

(PS @mancity.com & @mancitywomen.bsky.social you need to up your blueksky game!)

#MCIMUN
#ManchesterIsBlue
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It had to happen sometime.
Wordle 1,603 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#Wordle
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Whoa #HillFortsWednesday is a Thing! Fantastic, I love a good hillfort
The only reason to be on #AncientBluesky it's #HillfortsWednesday 🥳🍻

Lou Barker facing the majestic cliff castle of Gurnard's Head, west Penwith, #Cornwall. The far end is crowded with houses & dominated by a towering outcrop ⛰️😮

In the care of @nattrustarch.bsky.social

📷 Yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What I read/listened to in October, via @thestorygraph.com Enjoyed them all, special mentions to
- Transformer by Nick Lane - biochemistry of life, emphasis on the chemistry. As it should be
- Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky - epic, original, no trite answers #TeamSpiders

#BookSky 💙📚
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ways I currently being mean to @sirisaacnewtoncat.bsky.social - having a hot water bottle in the small of my back (for pain relief purposes) that he can sense but not get to. Poor animal is clearly being abused!
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Drinking kefir for the benefit of my gut microbiome. Which reminded me of Tom Archer, Kefir King of #Ambridge

I lost track of #TheArchers a few years ago, may be this is Sign that I should pay a visit to Borsetshire.
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"I'm not racist, I just don't want people like that here"

Yep, woman on local news, that's pretty much what racism is.
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Things That Can Fuck Right Off #382: gender reveal parties. Just fcuk off, and take your baby showers with you.
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
. @sirisaacaptshadow.bsky.social not impressed with "ebook stand" added to his nursing duties but will grudgingly accept it in exchange for snuggly blanket privileges

(also thanks to @alomshaha.bsky.social for recommeding Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social , really enjoying Children of Time)
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My feeling rubishness turns out to be down to a kidney infection. My poor kidneys are very sad.
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Starting my Slow Read of @workingclasshistory.com book, aim is to read entry for each date on the same date (+/-) so starts today with 18 Oct. As @billybragg.bluesky.com said, wearing badges is not enough in days like these.

#history
#NotInMyName
#ProtestAndSurvive
#BookSky 💙📚
Working Class History: Everyday Acts of Resistance & Rebellion
History is not made by kings, politicians, or a few rich individuals—it is made by all of us. From the temples of ancient Egypt to spacecraft orbiting Earth, workers and ordinary people everywhere hav...
shop.workingclasshistory.com
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM