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hey it's audie! | canine midwit and reluctant bureaucrat | present state of things abolitionist | they/them | 27 | audiedog on most platforms
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i know this will shock a lot of you but movies can actually be bad. like, not bad as in "oh i don't this character's choices or this vibe isn't for me" but bad in "there is no logical connection between the scenes i'm being presented with"
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Slowly being driven insane by the irrational obsession people have with getting puppies they aren't willing to actually Do The Work For
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is so funny to me specifically. Never am I not offering to solve problems this way
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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YOU, AN ABSOLUTE NOBODY: "Funkytown" is a pretty great song

ME, A NEW YORK TIMES-BESTSELLING AUTHOR: Lipps, Inc. unleashed "Funkytown" into a disco post-apocalypse; it goes so hard because it is an elegy, a threnody, a deathsong for the queer utopiae that might have been. "Funkytown" is hauntology
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
yeag fucking GET HIS ASS queen
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Seeing this headline this early in the morning is making my eyes bleed
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
dawg he just like me fr fr
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm doing GAY SHIT don't WORRY ABOUT IT
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Elk please post the original image for normal reasons I'm begging
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
YESSSSSS YESSSSSSS
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
wait... Glarbage Plate...
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I like Glarb quite a bit for a Garbage Plate kind of deck! Card selection, graveyard development, blocks extremely well, and playable on T2 off a mana dork? Seems like a really strong candidate!
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hell yeah Opposition gaming

Let us know how the event goes!
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Like queen put your hands down they are loud as FUCK
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Many are saying this!
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM