Formerly TheAuburnist on the other site.
auburnist.bsky.social
Formerly TheAuburnist on the other site.
@auburnist.bsky.social
Auburn AlUm. Still long to join the Big Ten over the Southeastern Confederacy.
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I made it! Sorry it took so long.
I'm all about this Chesapeake in the Westminster Dog Show. The Old English Sheep Dog can take a hike.
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I need to find new Fall and Winter hobbies. Things that give me joy for a change.
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This is bad enough to change Bama's fight song lyrics.
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I like that Trump is going to try and convince people to listen to him instead of, you know, looking at your own finances.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Auburn basketball's cheapest tickets for tonight: $33. Alabama: $8. Keep in mind these are prices for each ticket if you buy 2. However, in Alabama's case, I suggest buying two singles. There will be plenty of seats available and you can sit next to your friend, possibly courtside.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Starting to think more people are upset about @espn.com & YoutubeTV not coming together than the Prez willing to starve children over the shutdown.
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I had a Bama fan tell me they went through the same thing during the Shula years.

Man, he went to bowl games. We aren't even sniffing .500 here.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just woke up and can't seem to find who was named interim Head Coach. Any help out there?
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Thank you YouTubeTV & @espn.com for not tempting me with
@auburnfootball.bsky.social. What a blessing
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
By the way, I found out today my health insurance will increase 30% today. Why isn't the @secsports.bsky.social concerned about this instead of inserting themselves into corporate disputes.
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Everyone is saying “don’t you want to watch @auburnfootball.bsky.social ???”. I do not and I believe I was much happier when games like this were relegated to radio. @secnetwork.bsky.social gets games that were radio games 20 years ago
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm so out of it, I didn't realize we don't play until 6:30 tonight. Was really hoping the scheduling Gods had it at 11 AM to get it over with.
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
CHF is definitely watching this Carolina game and wondering why they aren't passing the ball more.
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yay. We won. War Eagle anyway.
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
At least there will be a "Yes, Kings" event at Auburn soon. So we have that going for us.

Kill me.
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Before the halves in 2 games: Auburn turns it over on downs and UT throws a pick-6 to go down by 16.

I still like UT's chances better than ours.
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm trying something different: following the game on social media instead of watching. Don't disappoint me!
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We are here. UAB Football officially has higher standards than @auburnfootball.bsky.social.
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm tired of other team's fans telling me "Auburn was robbed last night". No we weren't. We still had a 10-0 lead we couldn't hold or build on. Yes, SEC officiating is and always will be ass, but that's not why we lost.
October 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thought: Obviously the powers that be no longer care if we have a good football team. Nothing against the young men that volunteered to participate, but the fans don't have to. Let's just enjoy the other sports we offer and let football go.
October 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dear AD Cohen, Fire Hugh Freeze and apply for Big Ten membership tomorrow. Thank you.
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM