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M'Kay Ultra
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Tired homosexual
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Tom Ford is adapting Anne Rice's novel about castrati in 18th century Italy?!! Adele and Hunter Schaeffer are cast?!! This is stupendous news!
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hinging a movie on Dakota Johnson being charming or relatable is a terrible idea. When will they learn?
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
On my way to get one of the Reese's cups, I keep in the fridge as a little treat.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have her, and I love her.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
From what I've seen:
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Dems are already installing the Transboxes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I put the IO
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every time I turn on old episodes of Match Game, I pretend I’m here for the jokes, but really I’m just watching the parade of 70s mustaches and tight polyester 🥵
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is still sending me.
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I did. Spice World taught me.
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It gets better. You can vampires fucking and sickong but not if they're both men in the great state of Louisiana by God!
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You guys, I found this copy of Lover At Last by JR Ward with this very handy warning!

I will only be answering to "Explicit Homosexual" from now on.
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
In the mood to change the trajectory of a lanky little nerd’s entire life with my whimsy.
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The laundry scene!

Any film that gives me her cannot be terrible.
October 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm impossible to talk to because I'm generally disinterested. Is that something? So, a 2?
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Men can be so hot, and then they say something like, "Joel Schumacher's Batman films are the worst ones."
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Parts were atmospheric but still aching long.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
She and Gaia were mother down.
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This sent me over the edge.
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM