I feel like I played one for a couple minutes? I guess it didn't grab me. Or it wasn't memorable. Or I didn't play it.

Yeah, probably one of those.

I did think Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project was sort of fun. Kinda janky and shallow, but pretty okay, for what it was. A cute, little B-game.

Same.

I've come to love Duke3D, but at the time, I was beyond disappointed that is was just some Wolfenstein thing instead of a side-scrolling platformer. Even though I loved Wolfenstein.

Couldn't even shoot cans of Pepsi and catch them in the air.

It shook me, baby.

Read the book before you come for my man's communication skills.

Yes, but if you checked My Nintendo, you'll know they paid tribute to the games that matter.

I believe they were aiming for something very different than Guitar Hero/Rock Band, but they clearly didn't know how to communicate that publicly. I'm not sure they fully defined the vision internally, either.

Ingenious concept; disastrous execution.

I've sampled some more. They haven't all been to my taste. There are issues with writing, tech, and other finishing touches. A few are so thin on content that they never should have been presented on their own as commercial products.

But...there's something appealing in all of them. It's not right!

Anyway. I hope everyone enjoyed zooming in on this tasty Gex feet pic.

Hoo-hoo, kids! Wanna DIE!??

Duh, right. Sorry, I have no personal experience working in politics.

So the specific choices are left to a body person, but I'm confident the general psychology of the human being stuck in a boring meeting applies: Zoning out for idle thoughts like, "That sandwich I had yesterday was pretty good."

There's a temptation to look at a body of politicians and focus on their highest goals and philosophies; to assume they're there to change the world, serve their masters, or enrich themselves.

But they are PEOPLE doing a JOB, which means half of them are thinking about what to get for lunch.