Call that a "Beetlejob"

Thaaaaank you. I too was trying my hardest to like DDG but it isn't very good.

Not, "You fuckin hit me with the phone, dick!"

There it is

RE point #2)

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Calling him antifa is fucking wild lol

Now some might see this and think it's like I'm all, "hey look I'm a good dad" type shit. Nope. Cuz here's the thing, I KNOW he's not gonna finish another burger. And there I am, like a gremlin in the dark, like "I'll finish it for ya."

And that's my diet plan

IMO the real question is, are they gonna fuck with it? Like, will they enshitify it? How long until I need something analogous to a "premium account" to access certain features, for example.

My MIL got me one of those OLED steam decks for Xmas 2 years back and it is fucking awesome.

I did have some issues (it's hard, and I'm dumb) getting emulation set up, but yeah it's pretty sweet. And I got a dealie to set it in that hooks it up to the tv if I want.

Twinsies

One time I farted real hard and it made my back pop 😐

The missus and I were at a wedding and the husband of one of her friends and I were talking about comedy and stand up and he asked me who my favs are, and then he says "You ever watch Kill Tony, I love that guy" and I was so, so sad. Cuz not only does TK suck as a person, even worse, he's not funny.

Where are all the hackers?! Why hasn't someone named xDILFMASTER777x leaked this stuff yet

I was listening to COB when I picked up my son from marching band practice a month or two ago, and he asked if I could give his friend a ride home. I said sure, and when his friend got in he was like, "Children of Bodom? Nice."

I felt like the "cool" dad for a minute, which was fun.

Extremely local but "Gene Stocker, what a great, great guuuuuuyyyy!"

She seems really cool.

Wait, they're skipping Philly but hitting PGH? Am I being trolled?

Pair one of these with the ubiquitous rat tail. What a combo.