Lamp of Yinzuur
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Lamp of Yinzuur
@atrvekvltdad.bsky.social
Petter of felines, enjoyer of angry music, nyctophile extrordinaire. Aspiring agitator. Chaotic good. he/him. Pgh
Call that a "Beetlejob"
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Thaaaaank you. I too was trying my hardest to like DDG but it isn't very good.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Not, "You fuckin hit me with the phone, dick!"
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
There it is
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I think we should all start booing more. Like, vocally booing shit that's bad. No discourse, no debate, just boooooooo
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Calling him antifa is fucking wild lol
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Now some might see this and think it's like I'm all, "hey look I'm a good dad" type shit. Nope. Cuz here's the thing, I KNOW he's not gonna finish another burger. And there I am, like a gremlin in the dark, like "I'll finish it for ya."

And that's my diet plan
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
IMO the real question is, are they gonna fuck with it? Like, will they enshitify it? How long until I need something analogous to a "premium account" to access certain features, for example.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My MIL got me one of those OLED steam decks for Xmas 2 years back and it is fucking awesome.

I did have some issues (it's hard, and I'm dumb) getting emulation set up, but yeah it's pretty sweet. And I got a dealie to set it in that hooks it up to the tv if I want.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Twinsies
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One time I farted real hard and it made my back pop 😐
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The missus and I were at a wedding and the husband of one of her friends and I were talking about comedy and stand up and he asked me who my favs are, and then he says "You ever watch Kill Tony, I love that guy" and I was so, so sad. Cuz not only does TK suck as a person, even worse, he's not funny.
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Where are all the hackers?! Why hasn't someone named xDILFMASTER777x leaked this stuff yet
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I was listening to COB when I picked up my son from marching band practice a month or two ago, and he asked if I could give his friend a ride home. I said sure, and when his friend got in he was like, "Children of Bodom? Nice."

I felt like the "cool" dad for a minute, which was fun.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Extremely local but "Gene Stocker, what a great, great guuuuuuyyyy!"
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
She seems really cool.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wait, they're skipping Philly but hitting PGH? Am I being trolled?
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pair one of these with the ubiquitous rat tail. What a combo.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM