alex green
@atothegreen.bsky.social
recent butterfly enthusiast. music producer / recording engineer and occasional maker of ramen, pizza, and other unnecessarily complicated foods based out of queens, ny. will make you soup if you ask nicely.
we can't let you keep getting away with posting this photo
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
we can't let you keep getting away with posting this photo
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
(why was it EIGHT SECONDS before I
i opened this website???)
i know punchbowl is so far inside baseball they're basically buried in the pitcher's mound, but respectfully, i'll believe it when i see it
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i know punchbowl is so far inside baseball they're basically buried in the pitcher's mound, but respectfully, i'll believe it when i see it
you have made me put in *effort* to read *THAT* and i'm not sure that's forgivable. it remains, as nearly always, a terrible day to have eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
you have made me put in *effort* to read *THAT* and i'm not sure that's forgivable. it remains, as nearly always, a terrible day to have eyes.
retire, you feckless, risible coward
—a near-lifelong constituent
—a near-lifelong constituent
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
retire, you feckless, risible coward
—a near-lifelong constituent
—a near-lifelong constituent
well now you're just trying to get banned again
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
well now you're just trying to get banned again