atomic shrub
@atomicshrub.bsky.social
That’s a weirdly specific first autocomplete
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
That’s a weirdly specific first autocomplete
It’s nice to be appreciated 🥰
October 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s nice to be appreciated 🥰
Apple’s AI email summary function continues to nail it
May 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Apple’s AI email summary function continues to nail it
I say this as someone with considerable expertise in health communications: what the fuck is this sign trying to communicate
March 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I say this as someone with considerable expertise in health communications: what the fuck is this sign trying to communicate
Getting my Officeworks order delivered partly because I don’t drive but also partly to definitively avoid being asked about the sticker chart and having to think of something to say that isn’t “it’s a sex thing”
January 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Getting my Officeworks order delivered partly because I don’t drive but also partly to definitively avoid being asked about the sticker chart and having to think of something to say that isn’t “it’s a sex thing”
This is Fluffy. She is 12 years old and recently survived being run over and if you let her she would lick your ankle for four hours straight
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 PM
This is Fluffy. She is 12 years old and recently survived being run over and if you let her she would lick your ankle for four hours straight
I just keep finding myself in conversations where the only appropriate response is this image. From Hellblazer: Rise and Fall by @tomtaylormade.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I just keep finding myself in conversations where the only appropriate response is this image. From Hellblazer: Rise and Fall by @tomtaylormade.bsky.social
Ok this may well be “thinks they’re helping but aren’t”, but Pleaser also have a whole bunch of sub-brands that produce way more normal, non-stripper shoes (like these ones) and also offer extended sizing
August 14, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Ok this may well be “thinks they’re helping but aren’t”, but Pleaser also have a whole bunch of sub-brands that produce way more normal, non-stripper shoes (like these ones) and also offer extended sizing
I had the best kind of crafternoon with a friend today
July 15, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I had the best kind of crafternoon with a friend today
I dread ever having to navigate the apps. I’ve been poly most of my life but haven’t dated outside my marriage in years for precisely this reason
June 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I dread ever having to navigate the apps. I’ve been poly most of my life but haven’t dated outside my marriage in years for precisely this reason
I saw the goddess Aphrodite depicted like this on the third page and immediately went oh YES this is going to be a good fit
April 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I saw the goddess Aphrodite depicted like this on the third page and immediately went oh YES this is going to be a good fit
April 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
My gym does have this option tho. It’s $9 for a casual entry and, if you wanted to, you could just pay $9 every time you wanted to use the gym on an infrequent basis
April 15, 2024 at 3:44 AM
My gym does have this option tho. It’s $9 for a casual entry and, if you wanted to, you could just pay $9 every time you wanted to use the gym on an infrequent basis
Finally made time to sit down and read this and what a joy it was to read! Really solid writing, exquisite art, easily an all time favourite comic
April 1, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Finally made time to sit down and read this and what a joy it was to read! Really solid writing, exquisite art, easily an all time favourite comic
It’s based on this Man Ray photograph
March 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
It’s based on this Man Ray photograph
Seems like you might like this shirt I bought my spouse?
March 13, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Seems like you might like this shirt I bought my spouse?
I really enjoyed this picture of Steven Spielberg photographing a burger with his phone at the Oscars after party
March 12, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I really enjoyed this picture of Steven Spielberg photographing a burger with his phone at the Oscars after party
My brain went straight to this all time favourite tweet
March 9, 2024 at 9:58 PM
My brain went straight to this all time favourite tweet
Now the racists are insisting she’s committed the high crime of reverse racism while normal Australians are more or less in consensus that this makes her even more of an absolute legend
March 7, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Now the racists are insisting she’s committed the high crime of reverse racism while normal Australians are more or less in consensus that this makes her even more of an absolute legend
Snapshot of race relations in Australian current affairs right now. Context in 🧵
March 7, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Snapshot of race relations in Australian current affairs right now. Context in 🧵
Well I’m not a judge, mate, but I’m pretty sure “having sex” with someone who is blackout drunk IS legally considered sexual assault in NSW
March 6, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Well I’m not a judge, mate, but I’m pretty sure “having sex” with someone who is blackout drunk IS legally considered sexual assault in NSW
I bought my Panasonic rice cooker based on this review. Thanks, Ringo’s wife
February 14, 2024 at 10:45 AM
I bought my Panasonic rice cooker based on this review. Thanks, Ringo’s wife