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sam i am🪻(not green eggs and ham)
@atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
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hi, my name is sam!✌🏻daily #trainrider, born at 368.38 ppm, and a #queer #scienceteacher just trying her best after moving out to the #rockymountains […]

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sodiboo.gaysex.cloud
"[subject] Georg joke is overused" factoid actually just statistical error. Statistics Georg, who lives in a university and invents 16 million variations on this joke template every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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sirlan.derg.social.ap.brid.gy
how city planners think humans walk
[Video] Original post on derg.social
derg.social
January 28, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy
I'm VERY anti "Remote Learning" on snow days. Snow days are magical and young people should play video games and have snowball fights.

Or go sledding.

And pester their parents who are doing remote office work to make hot chocolate.

Hmph.
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
i am back from the void ​:black_drip_heart_2:​
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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apzpins.mstdn.games.ap.brid.gy
Every single time I try to pack the suitcase. #cats #catsofmastodon #catsoffediverse
A white and grey cat in an open suitcase.
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
rip time
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
anyways, hi were back ​:bulbasaurroll:​
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy
nobody:
misskey users with cat mode: "my grandfather died in Vietnyam"
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
the blue neighborhood ten year edition announcement is the only thing keeping me alive rn
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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unnick.booping.synth.download.ap.brid.gy
pacing between the same 4 apps like a zoo animal lacking enrichment
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
what if fedi had influencers
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
happy birthday to @celestiallavendar

aurora, thank you for loving me everyday, even when i bring the chaos. you deserve the world (and headpets) ​:blobbee_hug_cat_heart:​
Aurora and Sam are hiking. Aurora sits on a bench with fall leaves around her. Sam and Aurora stand on a dock in front of mountains.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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natsura.catgirl.center.ap.brid.gy
Hey fellow trans people!!

GET FUCKING CUDDLED!! ​:neocat_snuggle:​
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
Tweet by @BestCryptids: Screw anthropologists and Hollywood special effects artists, the REAL experts are weighing in now. Thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "A Fur Suit Designer Analyzes The Patterson-Gimlin Footage" by Crash-Course Cryptozoology.
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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preya.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Holy Shit, #valve did a product launch in 2025 and did not mention AI a single fucking time. So refreshing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
okay but being able to take your pokemon on coffee dates has been the most important part of z-a
Sam's avatar has purple hair and glasses. She is sitting at a patio table with a matching purple tea and Buttercup, her Eevee, sits across from her. Sam is wearing a pink beret with a flower on it and is sitting in front of a crossing and tea with her Her across, Bois. Sam is wearing a purple floral suit that matches her purple hair and drinking a purple Roserade tea with Chappel the Meganium, a lesbian icon. Sam's avatar sits on a bench featuring anti-homeless infrastructure wearing a very tumblr 2014 long sleeve sweater, pleated black skirt, and combat boots combo.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
okay but being able to take your pokemon on coffee dates has been the most important part of z-a
Sam's avatar has purple hair and glasses. She is sitting at a patio table with a matching purple tea and Buttercup, her Eevee, sits across from her. Sam is wearing a pink beret with a flower on it and is sitting in front of a crossing and tea with her Her across, Bois. Sam is wearing a purple floral suit that matches her purple hair and drinking a purple Roserade tea with Chappel the Meganium, a lesbian icon. Sam's avatar sits on a bench featuring anti-homeless infrastructure wearing a very tumblr 2014 long sleeve sweater, pleated black skirt, and combat boots combo.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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photos.at.miau.jeder.pl
biesdorf

Nikon D5300 + AF-S DX Nikkor 18-105mm f/3.5-5.6G
#photography #trainspotting #berlin #trains
Yellow-red s-bahn train taking a curve Two yellow-red s-bahn trains going past each other
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
i love how lesbian coded our girlypop mega meganium is ​:Pokemon_MegaMeganium:​
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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li.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
i hate centrists i hate centrists i hate centrists
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
this is also big cope because currently denver's mayor is being hella exposed (by louis rossman of all people) for doing shady ai shit
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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heidilifeldman.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
We still have a long way to go to defeat fascism in the United States, but tonight’s election results add to our energy and momentum in this great fight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
nothing but respect for my mayor
~~i have never been to nyc~~
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
atomiclavender.icedoatmilk.coffee.ap.brid.gy
wake up babe
new animal crossing ​:isabelleGlasses:​
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM