Tony Frobisher
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Tony Frobisher
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2 Novels 📖
18 poetry collections
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Why can't everyone get along?
Be kind, it matters.
🎶 If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on baby stick a plunger down that bog and get rid of that huge jobbie.🎶
Good to see Benidorm's Worst Rod Stewart Tribute Act plumbing the depths once more.
Good to see Benidorm's Worst Rod Stewart Tribute Act plumbing the depths once more.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
🎶 If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on baby stick a plunger down that bog and get rid of that huge jobbie.🎶
Good to see Benidorm's Worst Rod Stewart Tribute Act plumbing the depths once more.
Good to see Benidorm's Worst Rod Stewart Tribute Act plumbing the depths once more.
I hope you enjoy the surprise WI squirtathon this evening.
Squirty cream and fresh strawberries on Victoria's sponge. Lovely.
Happy Birthday Sir Michael and all who sail on you.
Squirty cream and fresh strawberries on Victoria's sponge. Lovely.
Happy Birthday Sir Michael and all who sail on you.
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I hope you enjoy the surprise WI squirtathon this evening.
Squirty cream and fresh strawberries on Victoria's sponge. Lovely.
Happy Birthday Sir Michael and all who sail on you.
Squirty cream and fresh strawberries on Victoria's sponge. Lovely.
Happy Birthday Sir Michael and all who sail on you.
I wish I was sitting in a house worth £2.5 million...10 years off retirement. With considerable savings. I'd be selling up and relocating to a lovely wee village in the Scottish Highlands, retiring early, taking long walks, writing, reading...one can but dream.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I wish I was sitting in a house worth £2.5 million...10 years off retirement. With considerable savings. I'd be selling up and relocating to a lovely wee village in the Scottish Highlands, retiring early, taking long walks, writing, reading...one can but dream.
Ah, crafty...
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ah, crafty...
I'm a year older...Blimey, if I make an extra couple of hundred £ in a month I'm doing the happy dance. So sick of the woe is me I am so poor - actually considerably, materially wealthy - whinging Daily Fail / Torygraph set.
Why not sell up, buy a 'modest' place for £1m & enjoy your retirement?
Why not sell up, buy a 'modest' place for £1m & enjoy your retirement?
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I'm a year older...Blimey, if I make an extra couple of hundred £ in a month I'm doing the happy dance. So sick of the woe is me I am so poor - actually considerably, materially wealthy - whinging Daily Fail / Torygraph set.
Why not sell up, buy a 'modest' place for £1m & enjoy your retirement?
Why not sell up, buy a 'modest' place for £1m & enjoy your retirement?
Laughs in Brian Blessed.
a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and wings and says [ laughs ]
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and wings and says [ laughs ]
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Laughs in Brian Blessed.
Just saw this in the UK. What type of person can make the tragic death of a young woman in such awful circumstances, serving to protect the nation, all about him and his incredible success, within a couple of breaths. Breathtaking. For all the wrong reasons. Devoid of compassion, humanity & empathy.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Just saw this in the UK. What type of person can make the tragic death of a young woman in such awful circumstances, serving to protect the nation, all about him and his incredible success, within a couple of breaths. Breathtaking. For all the wrong reasons. Devoid of compassion, humanity & empathy.
Oi, Susie, you sublime wordsmith...this is just a load of rage bait, innit?
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oi, Susie, you sublime wordsmith...this is just a load of rage bait, innit?
Reforming Banter
Banter, racist slurs.
Unintentional hurting?
But teens know everything.
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We all say silly, offensive things as children, as teenagers.
But what is attributed to Farage is malicious, intentional, nasty...and not seemingly one instance as a 14yr old...but something that continued.
Banter, racist slurs.
Unintentional hurting?
But teens know everything.
__
We all say silly, offensive things as children, as teenagers.
But what is attributed to Farage is malicious, intentional, nasty...and not seemingly one instance as a 14yr old...but something that continued.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reforming Banter
Banter, racist slurs.
Unintentional hurting?
But teens know everything.
__
We all say silly, offensive things as children, as teenagers.
But what is attributed to Farage is malicious, intentional, nasty...and not seemingly one instance as a 14yr old...but something that continued.
Banter, racist slurs.
Unintentional hurting?
But teens know everything.
__
We all say silly, offensive things as children, as teenagers.
But what is attributed to Farage is malicious, intentional, nasty...and not seemingly one instance as a 14yr old...but something that continued.
Pardon? I thought Donnie was going to call them Jeffrey and Bubba.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pardon? I thought Donnie was going to call them Jeffrey and Bubba.
Rome wasn't built in a day eh Donnie...although Nero fiddled while Rome burned. 🔥
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rome wasn't built in a day eh Donnie...although Nero fiddled while Rome burned. 🔥
Walk on...
a person wearing blue jeans and black shoes is walking on a sidewalk ..
ALT: a person wearing blue jeans and black shoes is walking on a sidewalk ..
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Walk on...
The Billionaire's Lament
Billionaires sigh
Tax us to oblivion!?
But where will we go?
Billionaires sigh
Tax us to oblivion!?
But where will we go?
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The Billionaire's Lament
Billionaires sigh
Tax us to oblivion!?
But where will we go?
Billionaires sigh
Tax us to oblivion!?
But where will we go?
The worm that squirms
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The worm that squirms
Oh, are they both in the Masons? 🤝
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh, are they both in the Masons? 🤝
Well, God loves a trier eh? Every time I see or hear Herr Fartage's visage, I try to abstain from letting forth a stream of invective. Inevitably, I fail.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well, God loves a trier eh? Every time I see or hear Herr Fartage's visage, I try to abstain from letting forth a stream of invective. Inevitably, I fail.
Ming the Merciless
a bald man with a beard is wearing a red and gold costume and says pathetic earthlings
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a red and gold costume and says pathetic earthlings
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ming the Merciless
Fartage.
'Nathan Gill. Who? Never heard of him...oh him, never represented our party. Oh...ah, well, he operated solely. Nothing to do with us...Right time for my Russia Today interview.'
'Nathan Gill. Who? Never heard of him...oh him, never represented our party. Oh...ah, well, he operated solely. Nothing to do with us...Right time for my Russia Today interview.'
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Fartage.
'Nathan Gill. Who? Never heard of him...oh him, never represented our party. Oh...ah, well, he operated solely. Nothing to do with us...Right time for my Russia Today interview.'
'Nathan Gill. Who? Never heard of him...oh him, never represented our party. Oh...ah, well, he operated solely. Nothing to do with us...Right time for my Russia Today interview.'
Not enough rest between innings. 172 all out in very quick time.
First innings all the quicks were fresh, fast, accurate. Second innings tired, insipid, didn't threaten. Night and day.
First innings all the quicks were fresh, fast, accurate. Second innings tired, insipid, didn't threaten. Night and day.
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Not enough rest between innings. 172 all out in very quick time.
First innings all the quicks were fresh, fast, accurate. Second innings tired, insipid, didn't threaten. Night and day.
First innings all the quicks were fresh, fast, accurate. Second innings tired, insipid, didn't threaten. Night and day.
All over in 2 days. A lack of preparation, high risk crash bang wallop batting, good consistent bowling by 🇦🇺 and an inevitable humiliating defeat. Just listened to Ben Stokes on BBC.
2 day pink ball practice game in a few days ... insisting test team won't take part. 😕 ⁉️
2 day pink ball practice game in a few days ... insisting test team won't take part. 😕 ⁉️
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
All over in 2 days. A lack of preparation, high risk crash bang wallop batting, good consistent bowling by 🇦🇺 and an inevitable humiliating defeat. Just listened to Ben Stokes on BBC.
2 day pink ball practice game in a few days ... insisting test team won't take part. 😕 ⁉️
2 day pink ball practice game in a few days ... insisting test team won't take part. 😕 ⁉️
When it comes off Bazball is brilliant. When the wheels come off, it's a car crash exposing all the weakness and deficiencies. Humiliating defeat, 1st test? Quelle surprise.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
When it comes off Bazball is brilliant. When the wheels come off, it's a car crash exposing all the weakness and deficiencies. Humiliating defeat, 1st test? Quelle surprise.