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Aya Shameimaru 射命丸文
@asyameimaru.bsky.social
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Traditional Reporter of Fantasy. Crow Tengu. Wind God Girl. Draenei enjoyer. Backup Gnews Anchor on WoW-MG. Hybrid Personal/RP Acct 🏳️‍⚧️⛩️ (banner by nupkirlidzo)

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She’s like on one hand “oh my god I get to touch Agnes Tachyon’s socks” but then on the other hand “Oh mein gott Agnes Tachyon clean up after yourself I gotta do your damn laundry because you a damn disaster zone”
Agnes Digital asking the following: You wouldn't happen to know a good way to swap out Tachyon's socks without her knowing, would you? Screenshot with Agnes Digital saying I-it's not what you're thinking! It's just Tachyon never puts away her clean clothes, and I don't want them to get mixed up with her dirty ones!
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Spotted this vinyl single of "Together in Electric Dreams" by Giorgio Moroder with Philip Oakey at the dollar bin of the record store and had to get it.

Only real people will understand this phrase "Edgar deserved better."
A 12-inch 45RPM vinyl phonograph record cover of the single "Together in Electric Dreams" by Giorgio Moroder with Philip Oakey. The catalog number for this single is VS713-12. This song was featured from the film "Electric Dreams" where Edgar, a computer that gains sentience gets screwed and cucked by Miles Harding.
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
More the "Agnes Digital *distributes* the pass." She writes AO3 fics that makes War and Peace look like a short story.
A screenshot from Uma Musume Pretty Derby where Agnes Digital is looking over Umamusume merchandise and she says "Those sleek, supple leggies, framed so elegantly... by a luscious green turf. Or those muscular legs, kicking up dirt with such power ..."
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
really pretty much this.
The Onion's Sickos meme picture, except it depicts the character Agnes Digital looking through a window and with a black SICKOS shirt saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" and breathing heavily.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
So, I might have found something interesting regarding one of the records I have, the Salsoul Orchestra's New Year's Medley. The part where they sing "Oh Dem Golden Slippers" (typically known from Philly Mummers Parade and an old minstrel song) sounds AWFULLY close to Pokemon Kanto Route 1 music.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
That is something my mom would do, and then put one of these on top.
A very very heavy solid marble white elephant statue with its trunk uplifted and touching its head, and its mouth open.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
~ Naveen, probably, 2025
A screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A where Naveen, born and raised in Lumiose City, Kalos, is completely upset about the Croissant Curry dish that was made and is in the foreground of the picture, where rice is piled into a cup shape in the center plate, with curry poured on top. There are croissants surrounding this pile on the plate. Naveen states, "I reject that monstrosity altogether."
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
The words "Ea-nāṣir for High Quality Copper Ingots" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign banner, with "Ea-nāṣir" in larger font, and below that, the word "for" stylized in script, and "high quality copper ingots" afterwards.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Emma: "Aren't you supposed to be catching a Diancie?"
Me: "One moment. Just admiring."
A screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A where the main character is bent down a little with her hands on her knees behind Emma, staring right at her butt. Emma is looking back at the main character with a smile.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
The part where I actually had to show someone that I actually used floppy disks.
A USB 3.5" sized floppy drive with a floppy disk. On the floppy drive is a sticker of the poster's main character avatar in Pokemon Legends Z-A sitting at a cafe with a tea and bread with her arms folded and an expression of disapproval and disappointment. It has the caption "Are you seriously putting THAT on a floppy disk?!" On the floppy disk, is a picture of the character Canari from Pokemon Legends: Z-A cursing out in frustration.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Oh it's a Litwick.
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
So @treblearietta.bsky.social and I have created the Pokemon Legends: Z-A croissant curry.

It’s actually surprisingly good.
The food crime featured in the game Pokemon Legends: Z-A known as “croissant curry” in which three croissants surround a tower of rice. Japanese style beef curry was poured on top. The flag of Team MZ is placed on top with a toothpick.
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Every night in Lumiose City in Pokemon Legends: Z-A be like the nighty Lumiose Purge
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
This Koraidon I have has and I quote, “kiss my ass energy”.
A Koraidon plush wearing a sign that says “DEEZ NUTS”.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Haru Urara got nothing going in that head but running, so when that single neuron fires, she at least tries her best to work to make that one neuron count.
A screenshot from Umamusume: Pretty Derby with Haru Urara staring at the trainer with the caption, "At that moment, a neuron fires in Haru Urara's brain."
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
I didn't think she had it in her, nor what I really asked for, nor what I meant in any form, but I'll give Haru Urara props for getting the spirit.
A screenshot from Umamusume: Pretty Derby where Haru Urara states the following: "Resolution... resolution... Oh! Like revolution! Yeah, sure, I'll take someone down!"
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Take down the system that bring down the working class for her.
A screenshot from Umamusume: Pretty Derby where Haru Urara states the following: "Resolution... resolution... Oh! Like revolution! Yeah, sure, I'll take someone down!"
September 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
HARIKITTE NO!
A picture of the character "Kitasan Black" from Umamusume Pretty Derby in which she is doing the winning pose of the character "Still In Love" where she's on her knees with her hands are on her face with a maniacal expression.
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---- #UmaMusume #HaruUrara
A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby where Haru Urara gets second place in the Arima Kinen. Special Week got First, and Seiun Sky got Third. A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby where Special Week and Haru Urara is crossing the finish line in the Arima Kinen and Special Week is ahead of them. The Race commentary states: "Haru Urara is putting on the pressure" "Special Week is still looking good!"
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
On Wednesday, on WoW, I raced in the Tundra Trot in the @tournamentofages.bsky.social. To bring up the hype for the race, I decided that my steed would be Haru Urara. She didn't make first place, but she was cheered on by everyone T_T;.
A screenshot in World of Warcraft in the Argent Tournament Grounds area of Icecrown. In there, is the Draenei character Navataai dressed in a pink magical girl Sailor Moon-esque outfit, riding on a regular horse (specified as a "Chestnut Mare") which stood in for Haru Urara.
August 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Where is Matikanefukukitaru going? Wrong answers only.
A screenshot from Umamusume Pretty Derby where the Umamusume Matikanefukukitaru is saying the following: "We can't sit around doing nothing. We must leave right away to seek divine guidance at you-know-where!"
August 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Pictured: A Trad Uma not doing so trad.
A picture of an NPC Umamusume whose name is "Trad Parfait" whose mood is slated as "Awful". She is considered the 13th favorite at the race "Sprinters Stakes", a G1 race. Her stats are as follows: Speed: E at 220 Stamina: F+ at 181 Power: E+ at 278 Guts: E at 212 Wit: F at 140 Aptitudes are Turf B, Sprint C, Pace B Strategy is a Pace Runner (Pace Presser in horse racing parlance). Commentary below says: "It doesn't look like she's in the mood to race. Will the split-second dynamics of a sprint suit her?"
August 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"Curren Chan but she doxxes the other racers and their trainers." #LookAtCurren #CuteCurrenChan
A character sheet of the Umamusume character Curren Chan. The following are notable: Stats: Speed at B+ 710, Stamina at C 480, Power at C 436, Guts at D 314, and Wit at B 609. Skills are of note though: #LookatCurren, Sprinting Gear, Subdued Front Runners, Hesitant Front Runners, Subdued Pace Chasers, Fluster Pace Chasers, Hesitant Pace Chasers, Intimidate, Dazzling Disorientation, Tail Held High, and Lone Wolf. It is notable that the vast majority of the skills are debuffs, which makes her "evil."
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
Trying to make @shamanluneia.bsky.social use a Spirit Box in Phasmophobia and holding up a phoropter asking the ghost "what looks better? 1 or 2?"
A stock image of someone looking through a phoropter in an eye exam.
August 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
asyameimaru.bsky.social
I have this headcanon of the Umamusume Nice Nature being very into into US Southern Hip-Hop (specifically 2000s era Crunk), knowing the lyrics, and even knowing how to spit her own bars --- and came up with this stupid idea.
August 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM