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That's smart. I think the rule is that if you brag about your third cognitive test, you absolutely need a fourth.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That's smart. I think the rule is that if you brag about your third cognitive test, you absolutely need a fourth.
A longer wrap sheet than 99% of the people ice has arrested.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A longer wrap sheet than 99% of the people ice has arrested.
Then he dreams the day away in national security meetings.
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Then he dreams the day away in national security meetings.
Frog-flavored beer?!
Did you fund that under a lager what?
Did you fund that under a lager what?
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Frog-flavored beer?!
Did you fund that under a lager what?
Did you fund that under a lager what?
Lizards can, famously, regrow damaged appendages.
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Lizards can, famously, regrow damaged appendages.
Sure, once all 50 states come to a consensus on which demonenation is A#1 correct.
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Sure, once all 50 states come to a consensus on which demonenation is A#1 correct.
Some of it may have been lemonade once! 🤠
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Some of it may have been lemonade once! 🤠
No way to cheat in the booth.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
No way to cheat in the booth.
Lying is a virtue to Republican voters.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Lying is a virtue to Republican voters.
The media isn't going to save us.
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The media isn't going to save us.
Could be the Trump presidency that's causing heartattacks and torn Achilles. If they're higher than they were in 2016.
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Could be the Trump presidency that's causing heartattacks and torn Achilles. If they're higher than they were in 2016.
Could be the internet? Did we have the internet 20-30 years ago?
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Could be the internet? Did we have the internet 20-30 years ago?
Because the American commanders are much more intimidating than fleeing Iraqis with 70 year old weapons? Because the pentagon is more scary than drowning Venezuelans.
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Because the American commanders are much more intimidating than fleeing Iraqis with 70 year old weapons? Because the pentagon is more scary than drowning Venezuelans.
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
Republicans are afraid Russia will blow up another tnt factory on our soil.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Republicans are afraid Russia will blow up another tnt factory on our soil.
"Let's give them twelve more months as we really dive into how all this pain, death, torture, and rending families apart jives with Christianity."
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Let's give them twelve more months as we really dive into how all this pain, death, torture, and rending families apart jives with Christianity."
Maybe not those specific ones, but Tony Soprano rubbed out Febby Petrulio with some sort of cable. He did appear to have some kind of stealth or teleportation, though.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Maybe not those specific ones, but Tony Soprano rubbed out Febby Petrulio with some sort of cable. He did appear to have some kind of stealth or teleportation, though.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
I don't want to be in charge of handing you food anyway.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I don't want to be in charge of handing you food anyway.
Yeah, like that tiktok ban, right?
Sometimes, Congress passes laws that don't mean a thing, apparently. Sometimes, they don't do anything for months on end but fly around and eat food.
Sometimes, Congress passes laws that don't mean a thing, apparently. Sometimes, they don't do anything for months on end but fly around and eat food.
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yeah, like that tiktok ban, right?
Sometimes, Congress passes laws that don't mean a thing, apparently. Sometimes, they don't do anything for months on end but fly around and eat food.
Sometimes, Congress passes laws that don't mean a thing, apparently. Sometimes, they don't do anything for months on end but fly around and eat food.
The US hasn't declared war since nuclear bombs were added to the military arsenal.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The US hasn't declared war since nuclear bombs were added to the military arsenal.
"Everyone in the nation has to give a gift to trump or Admiral Bradley will order the navy to fire tomahawk missles into population centers.
Thank you for your attention in this matter."
Thank you for your attention in this matter."
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Everyone in the nation has to give a gift to trump or Admiral Bradley will order the navy to fire tomahawk missles into population centers.
Thank you for your attention in this matter."
Thank you for your attention in this matter."
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice to just have that handed to you? To just be born into it or find somewhere where that's already done.
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice to just have that handed to you? To just be born into it or find somewhere where that's already done.
It seems weird to me that Quentin Tarantino, a film geek, isn't allowed the same leeway to geek out over actors he likes or doesn't like that film geeks traditionally are afforded.
I guess people had higher expectations?
I guess people had higher expectations?
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It seems weird to me that Quentin Tarantino, a film geek, isn't allowed the same leeway to geek out over actors he likes or doesn't like that film geeks traditionally are afforded.
I guess people had higher expectations?
I guess people had higher expectations?
This is what happens when Republican politicians and voters allow junkies into office.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is what happens when Republican politicians and voters allow junkies into office.
Don't get your information from AI. Use actual intelligence.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't get your information from AI. Use actual intelligence.