I finally finished listening to the “Saturn-Neptune conjunctions in History” episode of @astrologypodcast.bsky.social. Where is my prize?

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Trying to simultaneously pack for our first weekend trip with the baby AND prep the house to be painted AND take care of a 4 month old during a Hellenistic VOC moon is… not going great.

I spotted a little red dot next to the Moon this evening. Mars-Moon conjunction might be ouchy but damn they’re pretty.

90% of my chart is Mania Lipstick 😘

The way parenting books will tie themselves in knots to switch between “he/him” and “she/her” pronouns when “they/them” is RIGHT there… 😒😒😒

let’s get to know each other over on this corner of the internet, quote with a selfie and the lord of your ascendant!

Mercury in Libra and it took me such a long time to choose a selfie because making decisions is hard 😂

I’m in a phase in my life* where I have absolutely no idea what sign/phase the moon is in and have been feeling deeply, profoundly uncomfortable with that. I’m an astrologer, I am used to knowing this stuff! It’s so disorienting and like I’ve shed a protective shell.

The fact that the days of the week aren’t in Chaldean order haunts me.

Sometimes the algorithm provides.

The nodes entered my 10th/4th and my partner & I are now revising our renovation plans and setting timelines for our next home.

Nobody gets in their own way like a baby who is blocking the nipple with their hand with screaming in frustration.

Just as Mars re-entered Cancer, my infant son woke up screaming because his diaper leaked.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

I chose very well for this 😂

In true Gemini Rising fashion, I’ve decided to create a separate account for my astrology/tarot/witchy self. I couldn’t bring myself to talk astrology in front of my climate change coworkers.