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Astro Chris
@astrochris.bsky.social
Astronomer, doing astronomy things. Rarely talk about astronomy.
I've adopted "donk" from Adventure Time as my "I can use this word in work communication to express that things are in a sub-optimal state." The whole donking world's all donked up. The computers are donked up. I donked up that whole calculation.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think about it as a game of hot potato. If you get stuck with the potato, you then have to run the company. If you buy the company and then sell the company to someone else, you get to cash out, the new people fire everyone who makes stuff, then they repeat. They want money, not art.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He's also flooding the site with ai music so they can steal more artist money. I can hate a company for a large number of reasons, but I had to choose one for the joke. Have a good day, friend-o.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"His relatives Bill and Lisa Woolley lost custody of one grandchild after his little brother died in their care. The autopsy showed he was sexually assaulted and suffocated."
www.yahoo.com/news/dhs-wor...
DHS workers could face kidnapping charges under new child welfare bill
A push from one Oklahoma lawmaker could change the way the Oklahoma Department of Human Services (DHS) handles child abuse cases.
www.yahoo.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My top artist was "Not Sending Money To The Company Running Ads For ICE." Clunky name, but really good beats.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So impeach the fucker, Andy. This is just journalism if you're not doing shit, and I thought we hired you to do things.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The weird thing is, I remember watching him talk about baseball before she was even born. Which is kind of a fucking crazy fact that he assumes I just won't notice.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Not only did you write this down, you somehow accidentally published it in a major newspaper. I recommend updating your standards and practices to make sure this nonsense doesn't happen again. Then again, I google the author and find that they only make cringe content.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You won't bring impeachment up for Hegseth's war crimes? You're also a political hack and a complete disgrace. "I don't have the votes!" You don't have a fucking spine is what you don't fucking have. It's time for you to go.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Opinion: How to prepare your children for someone stealing all their apes.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
How did this guy ever get paid to write, when he is so clearly bad at writing?
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Doesn't this also ruin the brand? If OU is handing out grades to anyone who complains enough, what's the point of an OU degree?
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Is this the same Gabe Woolley who introduced legislation to hinder the Dept of Human Services from protecting kids after some of his relatives allegedly sexual abused and killed a kid?
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Astro Chris
I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic.

It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Even wiktionary is throwing shade: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/re%C3%A...
reënter - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"What part is this?" I ask, holding up a shred of turkey. "Flesh!" the beast at the other end of the table barks out. "Flesh!" the acolytes chant. "We eat their corpses to gain their strength!" the beast cackles out. "Flesh is strength! Give us corpses!" I do not like how they look at me.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Do we have a name for the mission commander?
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM