AstraVex
@astravex.bsky.social
https://youtube.com/@astravex
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/phillipjones/e6V5
Earthling, Semi-Talented Musician, Nerd.
🎮🎵🎸🎼
"Through the storm ⛈️, may you become a rainbow"🌈
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/phillipjones/e6V5
Earthling, Semi-Talented Musician, Nerd.
🎮🎵🎸🎼
"Through the storm ⛈️, may you become a rainbow"🌈
I'd honestly rather play Bubsy 3D or Superman 64 than a game made entirely by AI! 😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'd honestly rather play Bubsy 3D or Superman 64 than a game made entirely by AI! 😂
Going from Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 to Sonic Racing: Crossworlds is like emotional whiplash! 😂
One minutes it's like:
"Not everyone is going to make it....We've lost so many already...."
🎭💔😓⚔️ 🎨
Next minute it's like:
"YEEEEAH, UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC AND RAINBOWS, WOO, CATCH ME IF YA CAN!"
🌈✨🚗 🎸💖
One minutes it's like:
"Not everyone is going to make it....We've lost so many already...."
🎭💔😓⚔️ 🎨
Next minute it's like:
"YEEEEAH, UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC AND RAINBOWS, WOO, CATCH ME IF YA CAN!"
🌈✨🚗 🎸💖
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Going from Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 to Sonic Racing: Crossworlds is like emotional whiplash! 😂
One minutes it's like:
"Not everyone is going to make it....We've lost so many already...."
🎭💔😓⚔️ 🎨
Next minute it's like:
"YEEEEAH, UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC AND RAINBOWS, WOO, CATCH ME IF YA CAN!"
🌈✨🚗 🎸💖
One minutes it's like:
"Not everyone is going to make it....We've lost so many already...."
🎭💔😓⚔️ 🎨
Next minute it's like:
"YEEEEAH, UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC AND RAINBOWS, WOO, CATCH ME IF YA CAN!"
🌈✨🚗 🎸💖
This new Enya Inspire guitar of mine has a 15W bluetooth speaker built *into* the body of it and it is AWESOME! 💖 No amp, no pedals, no cables, I can play it anywhere, run different preset sounds and FX, I can play backing tracks and drum machines through it, this is great! :D I'm unstoppable!!!! :D
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This new Enya Inspire guitar of mine has a 15W bluetooth speaker built *into* the body of it and it is AWESOME! 💖 No amp, no pedals, no cables, I can play it anywhere, run different preset sounds and FX, I can play backing tracks and drum machines through it, this is great! :D I'm unstoppable!!!! :D
- Slips on wet floor.
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
- Slips on wet floor.
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
Every 👏 line 👏 is a quote! 👏
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Every 👏 line 👏 is a quote! 👏
You all think I'm doing a bit, but you would be wrong! I promise I WILL do this!
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You all think I'm doing a bit, but you would be wrong! I promise I WILL do this!
State of Play Japan airs on YouTube tonight (Nov 11) at
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
State of Play Japan airs on YouTube tonight (Nov 11) at
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
New Guitar arriving tomorrow! 🎸
Something very different....
Something very different....
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
New Guitar arriving tomorrow! 🎸
Something very different....
Something very different....
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump just stands there after a man collapses during a press conference.
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump just stands there after a man collapses during a press conference.
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Predicting it now, THIS is how America will look in about....
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Predicting it now, THIS is how America will look in about....
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
Does anyone else remember this cartoon from the 90s? I feel like I watched maybe two episodes of it when I was about 8, but it always stuck with me for just being such a wacky premise. 😂
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Does anyone else remember this cartoon from the 90s? I feel like I watched maybe two episodes of it when I was about 8, but it always stuck with me for just being such a wacky premise. 😂
If this is true, Microsoft are gonna be COOKED 🔥
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If this is true, Microsoft are gonna be COOKED 🔥
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
"MY EYES HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WITH YOUR OWN!"
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"MY EYES HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WITH YOUR OWN!"
The Virtual Boy is just a 3DS that does Red & Black colour only and is waaaay too close to your eyes.
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Virtual Boy is just a 3DS that does Red & Black colour only and is waaaay too close to your eyes.
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
Amazing that it took me like 20 years to realise that they FAKED the shading on the Alastor sword in Devil May Cry 1! 😂 I had no idea, but I guess it's the little details that keeps things optimised but looking great :)
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Amazing that it took me like 20 years to realise that they FAKED the shading on the Alastor sword in Devil May Cry 1! 😂 I had no idea, but I guess it's the little details that keeps things optimised but looking great :)
It's taken you 11 MONTHS to manage pre-orders and you havent even got physical copies yet?! For a game that's already been out for 6 months?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's taken you 11 MONTHS to manage pre-orders and you havent even got physical copies yet?! For a game that's already been out for 6 months?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
And what the heck have you done with the Gobbo design?!
America in five years.....
August 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
America in five years.....
Nice milestone number! :D
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nice milestone number! :D