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Military Theorist || Division-level warfare and fortifications expert || Covering Europe, the ME, and the Asia-Pacific.
🚨 BRICS NEWS 🚨
Russia presents the Cyberdrunk:
A new, domestically manufactured robot, that walks like it shit itself.
Instead of electricity it runs on Vodka!
Reportedly, the dataset was created by monitoring homeless Moscow drunkards at night to cut costs.
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Russia presents the Cyberdrunk:
A new, domestically manufactured robot, that walks like it shit itself.
Instead of electricity it runs on Vodka!
Reportedly, the dataset was created by monitoring homeless Moscow drunkards at night to cut costs.
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
🚨 BRICS NEWS 🚨
Russia presents the Cyberdrunk:
A new, domestically manufactured robot, that walks like it shit itself.
Instead of electricity it runs on Vodka!
Reportedly, the dataset was created by monitoring homeless Moscow drunkards at night to cut costs.
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Russia presents the Cyberdrunk:
A new, domestically manufactured robot, that walks like it shit itself.
Instead of electricity it runs on Vodka!
Reportedly, the dataset was created by monitoring homeless Moscow drunkards at night to cut costs.
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
3st Kitten division of the Ukrainian front 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
3st Kitten division of the Ukrainian front 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Ukraine will win 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ukraine will win 🥰