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Elana
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The Darth Vader poster stays up during sex 💚 Cran-Grape is my Ratatouille moment. Assigned Buckeyes fan by Ryan
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Elana smiling at the camera with an ohio voted sticker
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Thanks for this fantastic TLDR
Razamel replaces his better-known brother, Gargamel, as the villain in this film. I can’t imagine you giving a shit about any of this, but basically Razamel kidnaps Papa Smurf, and so No Name Smurf, Smurfette, Vanity Smurf, Hefty Smurf, Brainy Smurf, and Ron (Papa Smurf’s brother) must embark on a rescue mission to save him.
August 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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All I’m missing is a razor flip phone
A picture of Elana in an american flag bikini and small tortoiseshell sunglass
June 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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This is unfortunately not relevant to me.
May 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Got a job too fast
A lindt gift bag with a post it that reads “Congrats on unemployment” with the un of unemployment crossed out
May 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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A picture of my cat with the words It fucken wimdy
March 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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My first of the year wasnt even in focus
January 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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2025 mood board
January 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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#acnh Shep: Sounds of the Street
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Red dye maxing
A small bowl filled with doritos, gusher packs, and a few red starburst behind the bowl is a red gatorade and a pack of cinnamon gum
November 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM