Ian of Brostora
@astoranbro.bsky.social
Guest Relations Officer
Starting the year sick facking ghad
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Starting the year sick facking ghad
Okay but who's the better bottom: Prince Henry or Shane Hollander?
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Okay but who's the better bottom: Prince Henry or Shane Hollander?
Can you report games on Google Play?????
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Can you report games on Google Play?????
Grindr once again reminding me why I don't bottom much anymore. These ugly mfs aren't hot enough to be as demanding as they are 🙄
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Grindr once again reminding me why I don't bottom much anymore. These ugly mfs aren't hot enough to be as demanding as they are 🙄
Yeah, you've seen this a million times before. But where else am I supposed to post this?
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yeah, you've seen this a million times before. But where else am I supposed to post this?
So Xiaomi had built-in(?) filters pala lols
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So Xiaomi had built-in(?) filters pala lols
Reposted by Ian of Brostora
Shane’s dad at the cottage:
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Shane’s dad at the cottage:
Reposted by Ian of Brostora
Shane’s dad: I can’t believe this has been going on for so long
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Shane’s dad: I can’t believe this has been going on for so long
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out
Shane: I’m having a panic attack
Ilya:
We see the exact moment Ilya chose Shane over hockey I am banging my head on the table
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
We see the exact moment Ilya chose Shane over hockey I am banging my head on the table
So what the fuck am I supposed to do until 2027???
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
So what the fuck am I supposed to do until 2027???
Where's that paramedic guy when you need him?
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Where's that paramedic guy when you need him?
Saw someone on reddit saying di na daw siya babalik sa Cambodia kasi their Angkor Wat tour became a history lesson.
I mean, kung boba ka just say so???
I mean, kung boba ka just say so???
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Saw someone on reddit saying di na daw siya babalik sa Cambodia kasi their Angkor Wat tour became a history lesson.
I mean, kung boba ka just say so???
I mean, kung boba ka just say so???
Okay. I was a bit doubtful whether Svetlana did say "how lucky he is" in Russian so I listened and despite my difficulty understanding her enunciation, she does indeed say "Jane znayet kak [yemu] povezlo" which is, yes, [he] (like, the conjugation that says "to him").
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Okay. I was a bit doubtful whether Svetlana did say "how lucky he is" in Russian so I listened and despite my difficulty understanding her enunciation, she does indeed say "Jane znayet kak [yemu] povezlo" which is, yes, [he] (like, the conjugation that says "to him").
I wanna play badminton pero walang available. I wanna go to the gym pero sarado. Arrrrghhh
I *can* run but I don't want to.
I *can* run but I don't want to.
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I wanna play badminton pero walang available. I wanna go to the gym pero sarado. Arrrrghhh
I *can* run but I don't want to.
I *can* run but I don't want to.
Some guy on Grindr called me "dad", then another guy told me I had "tito vibes". I guess youth has officially left me 😔
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Some guy on Grindr called me "dad", then another guy told me I had "tito vibes". I guess youth has officially left me 😔
ROSE MOTHERFUCKING-QUEEN-OF-THE-ALLIES LANDRY
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
ROSE MOTHERFUCKING-QUEEN-OF-THE-ALLIES LANDRY
Connections
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I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR THREE DAYS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE FINISHED THIS DAMN THING
Puzzle #922
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December 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Connections
Puzzle #922
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Puzzle #922
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I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR THREE DAYS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE FINISHED THIS DAMN THING
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I got it in 4 tries but god I hate today's Wordle
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I got it in 4 tries but god I hate today's Wordle
There's at least one good thing in this god forsaken place
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
There's at least one good thing in this god forsaken place
All The Things She Said on episode 4 FACKING GHAD
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
All The Things She Said on episode 4 FACKING GHAD
Going to Manila this weekend and I honestly wish I didn't have to. Not this time, at least. Haystsssss
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Going to Manila this weekend and I honestly wish I didn't have to. Not this time, at least. Haystsssss