Assisted Living Band
@assistedliving.bsky.social
Philadelphia’s Premiere Walter Benjamin Experience “is Coming”
already came via Blight Records/Strange Mono
already came via Blight Records/Strange Mono
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“is Coming” and fully streaming as well as for sale via @strangemono.bsky.social and Blight Records on Bandcamp
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who will claim the floating man
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
who will claim the floating man
Yes I have been working out. At the library. The booknasium. The gym of the mind.
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Yes I have been working out. At the library. The booknasium. The gym of the mind.
Turn that brown upside down
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Turn that brown upside down
Most relaxing walk of shame would be asking the massage therapist to dinner at the end of the session. Should have bought ME dinner before all THAT.
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Most relaxing walk of shame would be asking the massage therapist to dinner at the end of the session. Should have bought ME dinner before all THAT.
It can be easy to get bent out of shape, but it makes it hard to fit through doors.
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It can be easy to get bent out of shape, but it makes it hard to fit through doors.
I slept in and all I got was a kink in my shoulder, an innocuous sense of time dilation, and the lingering dream dialogue “I dont like synths before a ninja fight.”
December 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I slept in and all I got was a kink in my shoulder, an innocuous sense of time dilation, and the lingering dream dialogue “I dont like synths before a ninja fight.”
Sweetwater sticker hijinks endgame
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sweetwater sticker hijinks endgame
What if Netflix and/or Disney bought EVERY restaurant and made them serve all of the same food, but no living human being gets to decide what menu items from each remain available. And you can only have it delivered. That would be wonderful.
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What if Netflix and/or Disney bought EVERY restaurant and made them serve all of the same food, but no living human being gets to decide what menu items from each remain available. And you can only have it delivered. That would be wonderful.
Happy 30th Anniversary to “Long Hair in Three Stages” by U.S. Maple
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happy 30th Anniversary to “Long Hair in Three Stages” by U.S. Maple
Call your local representative and DEMAND the butthole surfers documentary have a full release so you can too.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Call your local representative and DEMAND the butthole surfers documentary have a full release so you can too.
Daddy’s Little Consumer
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Daddy’s Little Consumer
The largest toilet manufacturers around these parts are American Standard and Bemis. I dont know which is funnier.
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The largest toilet manufacturers around these parts are American Standard and Bemis. I dont know which is funnier.
Id like to thank everyone who came to the tape release/benefit show. We raised a quarter of a million dollars for the NYT so they can write more op-eds about why infanticide is good for your mortgage.
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Id like to thank everyone who came to the tape release/benefit show. We raised a quarter of a million dollars for the NYT so they can write more op-eds about why infanticide is good for your mortgage.
Had fun playing some songs over at the radio station
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Had fun playing some songs over at the radio station
Reposted by Assisted Living Band
#RedPlanet next up it’s @assistedliving.bsky.social #SpiritComb + new compilation tape out now on @strangemono.bsky.social + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison WSUM.org
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strangemono.bandcamp.com/track/spirit...
Spirit Comb, by Assisted Living
from the album Indirect Satisfaction
strangemono.bandcamp.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#RedPlanet next up it’s @assistedliving.bsky.social #SpiritComb + new compilation tape out now on @strangemono.bsky.social + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison WSUM.org
strangemono.bandcamp.com/track/spirit...
strangemono.bandcamp.com/track/spirit...
“Indirect Satisfaction” tape release and benefit show to try and raise some more money along with tape sales. The liberation of indigenous peoples all over the world is our collective liberation as human beings.
September 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Indirect Satisfaction” tape release and benefit show to try and raise some more money along with tape sales. The liberation of indigenous peoples all over the world is our collective liberation as human beings.
Bandcamp “New & Notable.” A couple new songs with some rad bands for this charity comp from Strange Mono. All proceeds are being donated to www.Baitulmaal.org
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bandcamp “New & Notable.” A couple new songs with some rad bands for this charity comp from Strange Mono. All proceeds are being donated to www.Baitulmaal.org
Driving to work today I saw a sign at @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social that the Loaded Italian is back. He is on the loose. Be safe out there. Its not over. Lock your doors.
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Driving to work today I saw a sign at @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social that the Loaded Italian is back. He is on the loose. Be safe out there. Its not over. Lock your doors.
We’re building a brand here. Something to the tune of sucking on raw gypsum until it forms a malleable, uniform paste that can be spackled into the smile lines of every network news anchor and social media influencer.
August 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We’re building a brand here. Something to the tune of sucking on raw gypsum until it forms a malleable, uniform paste that can be spackled into the smile lines of every network news anchor and social media influencer.
Don’t give up, skeleton!
August 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Don’t give up, skeleton!
The time you save shopping online is time you’ll never get back.
August 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The time you save shopping online is time you’ll never get back.
The show details are LEGIBLE on your flyer!? OK, Boomer..
August 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The show details are LEGIBLE on your flyer!? OK, Boomer..
We need more cops. If we had enough cops we could use the cops as housing. People could live inside of the cops. Imagine whole buildings made of cops. Everyone would be safe.
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We need more cops. If we had enough cops we could use the cops as housing. People could live inside of the cops. Imagine whole buildings made of cops. Everyone would be safe.
Can anyone help me offload some diabetic test strips?
July 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Can anyone help me offload some diabetic test strips?