Wow! The real deal. Craig knows his stuff and is Labour through and through.👍

Who's the other fella? 😉

Hey hey!

When the current lot Of Psycho Killers stop Burning Down the House and I'm elected, they'll tour Aotearoa!

It'll be a Once in a Lifetime event!

Only ASPIRATION CHIPPY can do this.

Unfortunately, not the real one 🙁

Hey hey Mr Chairs, love your work 🤩

Don't worry! When I get back in with my progressive friends, we'll have a bright, ambitious programme to get New Zealand working again!

We'll invest to get people into secure, well paying jobs where their rights are protected.

*Real chippy mileage may vary.*

Hey!

I've well and truly learnt the lesson that austerity and neo-liberal economics wreck lives.

That's why I'm dumping them for a fair tax system and decent regulation for the good of workers, the vulnerable, the wider economy and our environment!

*Sorry, just another parody post.*

#nzpol

Hey hey!

I love the energy you bring to the fight.

I'm a little bit annoyed with them too, but work hard not to show it.

After all, I really want their supporters to vote for me.

Only joking. It's me, ASPIRATION CHIPPY. This lot are the worst in decades and I won't rest until they are gone.

Hey hey!

This is my karaoke go-to 🎤

When we win next year, I'll sing it in the Chamber.

Total Malignancy from the nats.

Remember when we had a govt that looked after all New Zealanders, not just the rich and sorted?

I'll restore Total Mobility!

*I had a dream that the real chippy might say this...*

Thanks Craig 👍

Another 48 billion reasons to back Labour!

We'll get the economy working for you!

*Clearly not the real chippy, he'd never say this anything this optimistic.*

Hey Craig! Great to have you on board!

I'm optimistic and aspirational that we can get our economy working for all New Zealanders. One that creates jobs and delivers decent wages.

One were homes are affordable and our brightest and best feel they have a future.

*This is a parody account*
#nzpol

Hey hey! That's why I created ASPIRATION CHIPPY!

A parody account impersonating what a real Labour leader with Labour values (remember those?) might sound like!

Our firefighters and paramedics are there for us. Always. They deserve better pay, conditions and equipment. We'll deliver it! 👍

The Greens are doing a great job. I have been re-posting their stuff.

But @nzgreenleft.bsky.social could do with posting a lot more.

I'll do more to be clear about this being a parody account.

Not even I could polish that up.

I'm here to embarrass him.

He's going to throw the election with the do-nothing slop he's coming out with.

I feel for all the decent Labour people he'll take down with him.

I fear for the catastrophe he'll usher in when he returns the nats.

I remember well e-hoa!

There can be no turning back to the bad old days!

If you see the real chippy dragging the chain, don't stand for it. 👍

Let's lead Labour out of the right and into the Light!

Forget my alter-ego the real chippy, only I, Aspirational Chippy, have a clear sense of Labour values!

Hey hey!

I hope you don't mind when the incoming, progressive, government's use of urgency to sweep away all the harm this lot's abuse of urgency has done 😉

There's nothing more urgent than the need to restore fairness and care for our people and planet 👍.

Let's go!

Hey hey! I'm aspirational for a democracy where deals aren't done late at night, under cover of urgency without proper Parliamentary scrutiny.

I'm also aspirational for a country that builds affordable homes for young people rather than flogging them off to multi millionaires. 👍

Hey! You found me! Aspiration Chippy, and I'm wayyyyy better than the real thing!

To a better New Zealand, and beyond!

Let's go! 👍

He hey! I love it! Go the whole hog e hoa!

Everything about me is aspirational! 👍