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aspartaimee.bsky.social
@aspartaimee.bsky.social
Big mad.
My first print issue of @theonion.com arrived today. It did not disappoint.

Support real journalism especially if it's satire. Support the humans who make it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He does.
September 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is the most offensive thing the push notification offering me a deal that is in fact no deal at all or is the most offensive thing the idea that pumpkin ale is appetizing?
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bonus artwork for me from @brandonbird.bsky.social !! I appreciate the talent and the joy his work brings.

Support human artists. Community and creativity are what gets us through dark times.

#supporthumanartists
August 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I could not have been more delighted, at a time when delight is in short supply, to find an original artwork in my mail today drawn by one of my favorite artists, @brandonbird.bsky.social

Support the arts. The human-made ones.

#allthingsorbach
August 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Happy to see @pressley.house.gov at today's Fenway concessions worker strike during the @redsox.com Dodgers game. Tho it's not my union, I know cool folks impacted and want to support their fight for a fair contract. #fenway #fenwaystrike #redsox #aramark #local26
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Post a picture of you that's not actually you.
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sundays are for snoozing. Fezzik gets it. #fezzik #catlady
June 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Even the AI that generates my ads thinks the #cybertruck is such an ugly piece of shit it can't bring itself to show it. Also this is is some kind of crime against the '57 Chevy ..
March 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM